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LMAO, George. I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about?? :rofl: I am wondering what a professional tree feeler does, exactly!? I wonder if you have to be sweet to it, or is it best to just run up and grrrraab it! And what would happen if I used some climbing spikes? I Googled "Professional Tree Feeler", and the closest definition I could find, ironically, was a listing for a Dr. George M. Akra, who seemed somewhat of a special personality, and is locally known as The Tree Whisperer. I called the number, but I got a recording saying the individual was on indefinite sabbatical to Tennessee. Hmmmm?Gus you dont know the Skipper like I do.
He can talk the chicken off the bone, but he cant lift heavy things!
Ask him about when he wus a younger man trying to make a living feeling trees.
Lets just say he cant handle an ax all. Cuz if I remember the story correctly he swung the ax and the tree swung the ax back at the Skipper at a higher velocity.
Or- are you referring to Newton's Law of Physics, in that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. In this case, swinging an ax at a tree would mean the tree swung equal force at the ax. Simultaneously. It happened when you blinked. Honest.
Ida know, Gus. Those are some HOSS crimpers. I can't imagine holding one piece while trying to strike it with a hammer. I have to use two hands on my hammer because of the heft!