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The DUMBEST thing I ever did to my Jeep Was....

Seeing how popular the "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR TJ TODAY" thread is, I thought we might try something a little more light-hearted and fun... Please share your really Dumb Jeep Stories here... Have you ever done something really Stuip to your Jeep???? Maybe you broke something, like your arm while installing those new parts?

I'll start it off being it's my idea...

The Dumbest thing I ever did to my Jeep was when I was transporting lab samples. A sweet little old lady cut me off causing me to slam on my breaks. Needless to say, the lab samples went flying and I ended up with about a gallon of Human Urine samples on my front passenger seat and floor... You might say it was a reall Pisser!

It took several cleanings, but the stench finally came out!

Alright, So who can top my bone-headed story???
Ever set your jeep on fire? Or Drive up to your neck in swamp water? So you let your buddy Earl drive your Jeep!!

Give us your BEST DUMB or FUNNY Jeep Story!

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I left this under my passenger side seat and picked up a hitch hiker.Needless to say he jumped out at the first stop light.

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not exactly dumb, but here's my story...

Neighbors girlfriend wanted to drive my jeep one night. Kept pestering me... So her boyfriend/my neighbor told her I'd let her drive it if she did so nude. I think to shut her up... To which I promptly agreed, thinking she wouldn't and that'd be the end of it. Well she thought about for a few seconds, and started to strip. By the time she was wearing only a smile I knew I had to follow through, so my neighbor and I both took video of her walking nude down three flights od stairs from his apartment out to my jeep and her and I drove away in it with her at the wheel... Leaving him at the apartment cause I didn't have the back seat in We drove around for about 30 mins... back roads and residential neighborhoods... There is a little more to the story, but It's probably not appropriate for this forum so I'll stop here...
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Hahahaha... I bet your neighbor felt like a dumb *** after that. Standing motionless on the front lawn.. for 30 minutes.. an hour.. 2 hours.. his girlfriend's gone with no clothes. Lol.


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haha i hope you didnt do anything to mess up your relationship with your neighor, and if you did i hope it was worth it lol
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not exactly dumb, but here's my story...

Neighbors girlfriend wanted to drive my jeep one night. Kept pestering me... So her boyfriend/my neighbor told her I'd let her drive it if she did so nude. I think to shut her up... To which I promptly agreed, thinking she wouldn't and that'd be the end of it. Well she thought about for a few seconds, and started to strip. By the time she was wearing only a smile I knew I had to follow through, so my neighbor and I both took video of her walking nude down three flights od stairs from his apartment out to my jeep and her and I drove away in it with her at the wheel... Leaving him at the apartment cause I didn't have the back seat in We drove around for about 30 mins... back roads and residential neighborhoods... There is a little more to the story, but It's probably not appropriate for this forum so I'll stop here...
Before we can officially congratulate you, we're going to have to see some pictures (or the video) of the girl in question...
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Screw that.. let's see this video they took.

Edit: I wanna see the one your neighbor took that shows her getting in your Jeep.. then the Jeep speeding off down the street and around the corner and gone.


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So.. you got video.. where is it?

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not exactly dumb, but here's my story...

Neighbors girlfriend wanted to drive my jeep one night. Kept pestering me... So her boyfriend/my neighbor told her I'd let her drive it if she did so nude. I think to shut her up... To which I promptly agreed, thinking she wouldn't and that'd be the end of it. Well she thought about for a few seconds, and started to strip. By the time she was wearing only a smile I knew I had to follow through, so my neighbor and I both took video of her walking nude down three flights od stairs from his apartment out to my jeep and her and I drove away in it with her at the wheel... Leaving him at the apartment cause I didn't have the back seat in We drove around for about 30 mins... back roads and residential neighborhoods... There is a little more to the story, but It's probably not appropriate for this forum so I'll stop here...
Did you post the video on online?
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With the price of gas, I hope he got his money's worth

Not Bad, Not Bad.....

How about some Mechanical Stories, so that we keep with the theme of this area..

Let's see, I have one.. My buddy and I rebuilt my rear axle. By the time we got to installing the seals, it was almost Dark Out. Anyhow, we got the seals in, filled it with gear oil and it leaked like a fountain...

The next morning, and $75 later, we reinstalled the seals, and this time we didn't put them in BACKWARDS!

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Did you post the video on online?
No, but for $39.95 + Shipping and Handling, he'll send you a copy

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I let Billy Joel make a beer run! Top that
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not exactly dumb, but here's my story...

Neighbors girlfriend wanted to drive my jeep one night. Kept pestering me... So her boyfriend/my neighbor told her I'd let her drive it if she did so nude. I think to shut her up... To which I promptly agreed, thinking she wouldn't and that'd be the end of it. Well she thought about for a few seconds, and started to strip. By the time she was wearing only a smile I knew I had to follow through, so my neighbor and I both took video of her walking nude down three flights od stairs from his apartment out to my jeep and her and I drove away in it with her at the wheel... Leaving him at the apartment cause I didn't have the back seat in We drove around for about 30 mins... back roads and residential neighborhoods... There is a little more to the story, but It's probably not appropriate for this forum so I'll stop here...
Link to video or BAN!

Nothing to see here.
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Well, let me expand, the video I took was with my phone, and afraid all that really came out was a 15 second video when we were going down the stairs, the rest is too dark... I'll try to host it somewhere...
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