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#1 ·
Thought this might be entertaining. Everyone post up what you think is the funniest movie quote.

My quote from Step Brothers:

dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to poop with the door open, we talk about getting "some", we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.


"some" to keep things PG and family oriented

Lets here what you think is funny....
 
#59 ·
"How much for your women? Your wife, your daughters, sell them to me!"

"First I grab the dog.... and I choke 'im.... then bang, bang, bang! I put my foot up it's *** all day long! That's my pleashaah!"

and finally..

"Never go full retard."
 
#60 ·
In Austin Powers when the "meteor" hits Dr. Evil in the grapes. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Way to go A hole.
 
#62 ·
From Billy Madison:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
#72 ·
Another from Carl the gardner:

"....so I said "Hey Lhama, how 'bout something ya' know, for the effort?" And he says "You'll get no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness." ...so I got that goin' for me.
 
#74 ·
There are only 2 things that scare me, and nuclear war is one of them......

What's the other?

Carnese....Circus folk.....small hands.....smell like cabbage.....
 
#79 ·
Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ***!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.
Marissa: Who is?
Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.
Marissa: Frank, get in the car.
Frank: But... everybody's doing it.
 
#81 ·
THAT'S MY PUCK BABY, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK!


Yes! those are great. good to see another Entourage fan.
 
#86 ·
"I'm Ricky Bobby. If u don't chew big red, then **** you."
 
#87 ·
Throw mama from the train - ''OWEN!!!! GET ME SOME SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!!!''
 
#89 ·
From The Ref:

"You don't look like a 'Dr. Wong'."
- "My mother was Irish."
"And your father?"
- "...wasn't."

From Shaun of the Dead:

Shaun, to Liz, trying to get sympathy for Ed :"... Ed doesn't have too many friends."

Ed: "Can I get.... any of you ****s... a drink?"
 
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