...when your parking spot has more oil in it than your oil pan
...passenger asks 'theres smoke coming from underneath and under the hood, is that bad?' and you reply with 'no thats normal!'
...it stalls every time you come to a stop
...you get asked by dumb tj owners 'why are your headlights square?':laugh:
... when your friend can reach over and take the key out while your driving down the road, not shutting it off, and you have to say 'hey dont loose that incase i want to lock my doors!'
...when your guages are a broad estimate
You're the guy at every drive-through who has to open the door to get your food because the window zipper is jammed and you're pretty sure that if you unzip it, it will never zip up again...
You really hate those TJ/JK Rubicon owners because they drove off the dealership lot with half of the equipment that you have spent years installing and affording.
You don't have to worry about being accused of talking on the cell phone while going down the highway, because everyone you try to call says it sounds like you are riding out a hurricane in a cheap Walmart tent.
Your neighbors look at you in horror and amazement when they see you in the driveway hammering the living crap out of something under your Jeep.
You don't have to worry about being accused of talking on the cell phone while going down the highway, because everyone you try to call says it sounds like you are riding out a hurricane in a cheap Walmart tent.
luckily i dont have this issue yet, but realized its an issue.
"your passanger askes you if its bad they see the road going under feet, and you assure them they'd get stuck at their armpits before they hit the road"
Your kids try and look cool by jumping out the back when you drop them off at school, only to have them hit their head on the cage, trip on the lip, and fall on their face in front of their friends.
You know you drive a YJ when your two most used (and favorite) tools are the impact wrench and the angle grinder. YJ owners don't seem to fear the grinder as TJ owners do.
especially when you are the only single guy on the street and have 4 days off around the holidays and you are under the Jeep welding or grinding to all hours of the night etc even on xmas.
You spend more time researching and repairing the YJ then driving it.
It's raining out and you casually look over to the passenger with a grin and put the one and only hat you have on in the Jeep.
Your tools are worth more than your Jeep.
You mod it ...because you can.
You can drop the windshield and do just for the bug… cool factor.
Yup! I have plenty hats. Nobody like ride in my Jeep because they no like climb in/out....plus no back seat. Most of the roads are 25mph here, so I don't even have to put my foot on the gas to roll through town...helps with the gas mileage .
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