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What is the most ebarrassing moment that you have ever had?

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#1 ·
Once when I was in high school. I wasn't feeling too good. So I decided to sit down. I chose the worst place without realizing what would soon happen. The top of a flight of stairs. All of a sudden I woke up laying at the bottom of the steps. Aching with a sore head. Turns out I had passed out and fell down all of the stairs. Apparently everyone thought that was funny.

The second time was when I was a kid staying the night at a rich kids house. I remember he had the coolest toys (I was like 12). Anyways, during lunch time his mom asked us what we wanted from Wendy's. I said "A triple!" she wasn't sure I could eat the whole thing but she bought it anyways. As soon as she got back I woofed it down. Then we proceeded to play all day. Running, jumping, etc. We went to sleep that night and I felt great. Then it happened. I woke up in the middle of the night extremely nauseous. Then I just projectile vomited everywhere. All over my friend and the tent we were sleeping in. I was so embarrassed. They handled it alright and they actually invited me over a few times after that, but I was just too embarrassed to return.

One more time was when I was about 12 years old (as a kid I did a lot of stupid things). I was instructed at the end of gym class to bring all of the balls in. Which was like the coolest thing ever at that age. I was the last one in and my friend was at the end of the hallway. He said, "kick one to me!" This was like a 30 yard hallway but I was confident in my abilities to get the ball down there. I booted that bad boy as hard as I could. Well it strayed off its path and hit a pole in the hallway, immediately shot 90 degrees and blew threw a classroom door window. Scared the **** out of everyone in the class and the teacher lol. It also scared me pretty bad too. I was suspended and had to pay for that window. Not a fun time but it was worth the memory.
 
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#2 ·
I loled at the window story.

In high school I was "experimenting" with some mind altering substances at a party, and decide I needed a break so I found a corner on the floor to sit down and get myself together. I was really messed up and a bit paranoid, my mind was racing when all of the sudden, I pooped my pants.

My pants got all warm and wet and I was mortified. I started freaking out on the inside and would not get up. A few of my buddies tried to get me to hang out or leave but I couldn't move. I shut down for what felt like hours until the party dwindled down and most of the people left.

Feeling a but more sober, I finally decided to get up and assess the situation. Turns out, I sat on a heater vent an did not **** my pants.
 
#7 ·
I loled at the window story.

In high school I was "experimenting" with some mind altering substances at a party, and decide I needed a break so I found a corner on the floor to sit down and get myself together. I was really messed up and a bit paranoid, my mind was racing when all of the sudden, I pooped my pants.

My pants got all warm and wet and I was mortified. I started freaking out on the inside and would not get up. A few of my buddies tried to get me to hang out or leave but I couldn't move. I shut down for what felt like hours until the party dwindled down and most of the people left.

Feeling a but more sober, I finally decided to get up and assess the situation. Turns out, I sat on a heater vent an did not **** my pants.
That is a classic :thumbsup:
 
#4 ·
In high school I had a HUGE crush on my best friends little sister (3yrs younger than me). I was at their house and after dinner the whole family and I were playing badminton. I jumped up to swing and tensed and let a huge loud fart. Everyone froze! Everyone started grinning and looking around in the usual "who did that?" scenario. His sister, Keri, was starting to laugh really hard. I wanted to dig a hole and fall in. Right then my best friend says: "It was me everyone, sorry." He said that to save me from the embarassment. Thats a true best friend. Anyway, I was thinking about it later and I'm pretty sure no one believed him. I think they were all just trying to make me feel better by not making a big deal out of it.
 
#5 ·
Worst one I ever had (and I've only told like 2 people this) was when I was in fifth grade, I was very immature in pretty much every way you can imagine. Especially when it came to girls, sex, any of that. Anyways, we were in fifth grade health class, the teacher turns on the projector and slaps down a transparency of the female nether regions. Being a rather book smart kid who asked questions about EVERYTHING, I couldn't hold back and threw my hand up. I got a hunch the teacher knew something bad was coming cause he tried to tell me to wait for the end of the lecture before questions, but I wouldn't wait. Finally he said go ahead. So I ask "What's a vagina?" but pronounced it like the name Gina. So phonetically va-gee-na. There was an incredible silence followed by a massive outburst of laughter with me sitting there in the middle trying to figure out why people were laughing and what I had said. It was horrible. To this day my face turns red when I think about that.

Another one, I was sitting on the school but in like 4th grade and the kid in the seat across from me was like "Ah, he's got a boner!" and pointed at my crotch. I had no clue what he was pointing at or what a boner was so I just sat there like nothing was going on. It hit me like 3 years later what he was talking about.
 
#6 ·
I was riding my bike with some buddies and we were riding by the cute girls in our neighborhood (we were like 13). My buddy goes "Hey Zach what's wrong with your chain?!" I'm going downhill so we are going pretty fast. I hit a mailbox and did a front flip over it. Funny as ****. All the girls were laughing haha.

Another time I was at my ice hockey game. My girlfriend was there and I we were in the defensive zone. Guy goes to take a slapshot and I go down to block it. I took a puck probably going about 75-80 mph to my nuts. I went to stand up and fell down like 5 times before getting to the bench. My cup was cracked hahaha

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#9 ·
I was an usher at a friends wedding. He came from a very close knit church going family, you know the type, mom and dad were Sunday school teachers and dad was a high school principal. Well the wedding was over and we were waiting in the church for the photographer. I had to use the restroom no big deal, I'm washing my hands afterwards and his dad walks in. He's got two cameras around one shoulder and his wives purse around the other (I guess he was holding it for her while she was in the bathroom). He walked up to the urinal and was struggling with all this crap around his neck. So I asked him...Do you want me to hold something for you?.............
...........We still have a laugh about this years later.
 
#10 ·
I pissed my pants in third grade. The worst part about it is that I was literally standing right in front of the toilet when it happened.
 
#11 ·
Fourth of July when I was 9 or 10 (I'm 20). A bunch of us kids were upstairs playing BomberMan on Nintendo 64. One other kid got trapped between four boxes so I saw the perfect opportunity to blow him up and laughed so hard I pissed my pants on his bed.

Another one, second grade. I accidentally booted y teacher in the head with a soccer ball. Everyone laughed while I got in trouble.
 
#12 ·
The story starts off in a BAM with my wife and I browsing books. We had just ate at Cici's Pizza a couple hours ago and while looking around I had a sudden urge to fart. Let's just say I was very thankful for the Ross (or similiar type store) that was right next door.

Moral of the story: NEVER trust a fart.
 
#13 ·
16 yrs old in Military boarding school. The weekend before we were messing around with one kids car and I lifted the battery out and held it so they could run new cables to power the stereo. That night I put the jeans in a drawer and forgot about them since we had to were uniforms except on "liberty". The next weekend we went out to a local burger joint and when I stuck my had in the front pocket to get money to pay...RRRrrrrriiiipp the entire front of my jeans self destructed.
I guess his battery was leaking:eek:
 
#17 ·
Have something to add but let me first say its definatly not the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened but its jeep related and happened like a half hour ago. Ok so I live near a marsh, and as most people know marshes are very wet and soggy, even more so when it rains. Im sure most of you already know where this is going. So i was driving down one of the roads out by the marsh, and stopped to watch some company that was cleaning up after sandy. I watched for a couple minutes then went to leave. This road in particular is very narrow so i did a half butt k turn. I was backing up, distracted by the traffic guy who was gesturing something at me, and my back wheels rolled into the shoulder. No this road is pretty badly crowed and im pretty much perpendicular to it at this point. So i have the whole construction crew watching me and now a car coming down the road. Needless to say i eventually got out in "2lo" because my front axle wouldn't engage. However i did this not without throwing quite a bit of black mud and leaving two massive mud tracks all the way to the intersection. Oh and on the main road i was greeted by a few bikers and a couple girls walking who all were watching my stunt.
 
#18 ·
2 of the most embarrassing moments I've had would probably be :

1. My mother-in-law walking on me and my wife (g/f at the time) Doing something like this
on Christmas morning

2. I was doing a burnout in my 83 camaro Z28 with a mildly build 350, After the original Fast and Furious movie let out when all the honda owners were leaving the parking lot trying to get one of them to Race me. Well I had a piston decide it belonged outside of the engine block.
 
#19 ·
I was at my Aunts funeral.
My brother and I were talking to my Cousin before the funeral.
My Cousin is much older than us and is a "big wig" at John Deere.
I could feel a fart building up.
Had to let it out, lucklly it was one of the silent ones, but very deadly.
My god it sunk!
Really did not know what to say.
I hoped they could not smell it but could tell by the look on both of their faces they could.
 
#20 ·
Nothing beats a good fart story!
While it's not the most embarrassing, it is a funny fart story..
A couple months ago, my wife & I went down to Florida to visit with her aunt. My wife was in the living room & her aunt was out of my view behind me. I forgot for a moment that I wasn't at my house, snuck up behind my wife & let out the biggest most loud fart ever. The juicy sound it created echoed throughout the whole place. Right away, I realized what I had done. All her aunt said was "Oh, Now I feel like my sons are home"
lol
 
#22 ·
I used to do funeral honors in the naval reserve for navy veterans. At the time I had a cast on from a broken wrist, hit by a car long story lol, so folding the flag was kind of out. So the Captain that was in charge of our detail had me "play" the bugle. Well, we don't actually "play" the bugle, it has a sound box in it that plays taps when you push a button. You can get really good at pretending you're playing after you've done a few of these funerals. Anyway....

It was probably my ninth or tenth funeral I had done. When I went to push the button on the bugle I was facing away from the funeral party as always, taps started playing and then about thirty seconds into it, the battery died in the bugle. Two men from the funeral party walked over to see what was going on. Discovering I was using a recording and not actually playing. The other sailors there said I was beat red. I felt horrible, but apparently I wasn't the first person this has happened to. We all apologized for the incident and offered to redo the ceremony. Needless to say, I put a new battery in the sound box every time I had a funeral to do after that.
 
#23 ·
My brother, my friend and I were hooking up our heavy *** trailer up to my dads truck. They were standing around talking and I was tired of waiting, so I said "**** it, I'll lift it myself" I reached down started lifting and grunting, then let out a huge asz fart. Pretty funny now thinking back at it.
 
#24 ·
Me and this girl were gettin down and a ripper managed to find its way out. Tried holding it, but have you ever tried to hold one in while going through the motions?
Another time, me and my buddy were racing bikes around the block. I come around the curve doing probably 15mph and I'm looking back to see where he's at. Well, seems a neighbor had decided to park their car in the street and I ran smack into the back of the car and flipped over the handle bars, on top of the roof, and slid down onto the hood.
 
#25 ·
When I was a kid I was playing basketball and the a kid on the other team (happened to be my beat friend) had a fast break and I was sprinting step in step with him. He went for a layup but I was running too fast to jump. Ended up slamming, full speed, into the padded wall. Tears followed the crowds gasp, (and probably a few giggles) and to this day I still believe that my rib cage got reversed during the impact.
 
#26 ·
We had just moved, my parents joined a church.
The church had a parents against the kids softball game.
I was playing center field, I had never played on a field with a fence.
One of the parents hit the ball over the fence, I was fast after it. Ran into the fence. The ball still had not dropped so I started climbing the fence.
Realized what I was doing.
Felt pretty stupid. At the time it really did not occure to me that it was a home run, just that this stupid fence was in my way.
 
#27 ·
Never had any embarrasing moments honestly..

I guess when i was at a Junkyard recently and my pants tore from top to my knees showing my underpants was kinda embarrasing.. but honestly i dont get embarrased easily because I always think.. eh who cares
 
#28 ·
I won't post the most embarrassing thing since it's far too personal for public domain, but the second most embarrassing thing that happened was pretty bad since it scarred me for years.

When I was in second grade, I took a massive **** in a stall that wreaked to high heaven. Other people were in the bathroom, but I didn't pay them any mind, because my **** was phenomenal. When I exited the stall, about six older boys were standing by the sinks holding their noses; they were waiting for me to come out so they could make fun of me. They all burst out into laughter and started saying how badly my **** smelled. I was really embarrassed, and couldn't go number 2 in a public bathroom until college because of it (dead serious).
 
#29 ·
When I was in high school me and my girlfriend were at her house after school. Well no one was home, so we thought it would be a good time for a quicky (this was mid the 80's). We are in her room doing the deed, and her door opens. I hear her little sister say "Oh my GOD!" Of course my bare *** is shining in the sunlight coming through her (girlfriend) window. Never got into any trouble, but her mom did ask me about it (her dad was an associate warden for department of corrections). I did eventually marry the girlfriend (now my ex), and she didnt ever know her little sister ratted us out till 3 years after we were married.
 
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