Once when I was in high school. I wasn't feeling too good. So I decided to sit down. I chose the worst place without realizing what would soon happen. The top of a flight of stairs. All of a sudden I woke up laying at the bottom of the steps. Aching with a sore head. Turns out I had passed out and fell down all of the stairs. Apparently everyone thought that was funny.
The second time was when I was a kid staying the night at a rich kids house. I remember he had the coolest toys (I was like 12). Anyways, during lunch time his mom asked us what we wanted from Wendy's. I said "A triple!" she wasn't sure I could eat the whole thing but she bought it anyways. As soon as she got back I woofed it down. Then we proceeded to play all day. Running, jumping, etc. We went to sleep that night and I felt great. Then it happened. I woke up in the middle of the night extremely nauseous. Then I just projectile vomited everywhere. All over my friend and the tent we were sleeping in. I was so embarrassed. They handled it alright and they actually invited me over a few times after that, but I was just too embarrassed to return.
One more time was when I was about 12 years old (as a kid I did a lot of stupid things). I was instructed at the end of gym class to bring all of the balls in. Which was like the coolest thing ever at that age. I was the last one in and my friend was at the end of the hallway. He said, "kick one to me!" This was like a 30 yard hallway but I was confident in my abilities to get the ball down there. I booted that bad boy as hard as I could. Well it strayed off its path and hit a pole in the hallway, immediately shot 90 degrees and blew threw a classroom door window. Scared the **** out of everyone in the class and the teacher lol. It also scared me pretty bad too. I was suspended and had to pay for that window. Not a fun time but it was worth the memory.
The second time was when I was a kid staying the night at a rich kids house. I remember he had the coolest toys (I was like 12). Anyways, during lunch time his mom asked us what we wanted from Wendy's. I said "A triple!" she wasn't sure I could eat the whole thing but she bought it anyways. As soon as she got back I woofed it down. Then we proceeded to play all day. Running, jumping, etc. We went to sleep that night and I felt great. Then it happened. I woke up in the middle of the night extremely nauseous. Then I just projectile vomited everywhere. All over my friend and the tent we were sleeping in. I was so embarrassed. They handled it alright and they actually invited me over a few times after that, but I was just too embarrassed to return.
One more time was when I was about 12 years old (as a kid I did a lot of stupid things). I was instructed at the end of gym class to bring all of the balls in. Which was like the coolest thing ever at that age. I was the last one in and my friend was at the end of the hallway. He said, "kick one to me!" This was like a 30 yard hallway but I was confident in my abilities to get the ball down there. I booted that bad boy as hard as I could. Well it strayed off its path and hit a pole in the hallway, immediately shot 90 degrees and blew threw a classroom door window. Scared the **** out of everyone in the class and the teacher lol. It also scared me pretty bad too. I was suspended and had to pay for that window. Not a fun time but it was worth the memory.