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What is the most ebarrassing moment that you have ever had?

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#1 ·
Once when I was in high school. I wasn't feeling too good. So I decided to sit down. I chose the worst place without realizing what would soon happen. The top of a flight of stairs. All of a sudden I woke up laying at the bottom of the steps. Aching with a sore head. Turns out I had passed out and fell down all of the stairs. Apparently everyone thought that was funny.

The second time was when I was a kid staying the night at a rich kids house. I remember he had the coolest toys (I was like 12). Anyways, during lunch time his mom asked us what we wanted from Wendy's. I said "A triple!" she wasn't sure I could eat the whole thing but she bought it anyways. As soon as she got back I woofed it down. Then we proceeded to play all day. Running, jumping, etc. We went to sleep that night and I felt great. Then it happened. I woke up in the middle of the night extremely nauseous. Then I just projectile vomited everywhere. All over my friend and the tent we were sleeping in. I was so embarrassed. They handled it alright and they actually invited me over a few times after that, but I was just too embarrassed to return.

One more time was when I was about 12 years old (as a kid I did a lot of stupid things). I was instructed at the end of gym class to bring all of the balls in. Which was like the coolest thing ever at that age. I was the last one in and my friend was at the end of the hallway. He said, "kick one to me!" This was like a 30 yard hallway but I was confident in my abilities to get the ball down there. I booted that bad boy as hard as I could. Well it strayed off its path and hit a pole in the hallway, immediately shot 90 degrees and blew threw a classroom door window. Scared the **** out of everyone in the class and the teacher lol. It also scared me pretty bad too. I was suspended and had to pay for that window. Not a fun time but it was worth the memory.
 
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#31 ·
Just for the record this was before i was experinced enough behind the wheel to regain control from four tire skids,and front wheel drives that under steer.the road i was on was 278 a 45mph zone. i was traveling at 110 mph i pasted a tanker truck i attempted to power slide threw the yield lane.. well it under steered at 95mph hit the median in between hwy 278 and hwy11. I got at least 7ft of air with just a foot of clearance on both sides of my vehicle as i flew in between two telephone poles. when i landed i slung it to the right to drift back onto 278.well when i had the wheel at a full opposite lock in the middle of the drift back onto 278 my rear end spun around on me.sure enough my front driver tire blew on impact from the first jump which caused me to lose control when i attempted to power slide back onto 278. "The curb was alot bigger than most curbs ive seen" anyways i went air born for the second time flew into a parking lot then hit a new ford escape sideways in midair
 
#32 ·
If I had been there I would have pulled you out of your car and beat your arse for letting your big ball of stupid endanger everyone around you.

Just sayin.
 
#33 ·
I once purchased a pencil that had an eraser. Never needed the eraser. It was embarrassing.
 
#44 ·
I think it is amusing that you sit here blurting out false judgments about people that you have no clue who they are when really you are the dick head who should kurt cobane it"blow your brains out" you think your the only one that has seen peoples stupidity my dad has been on prison since i was a year old at 7 months he attempted to kill my mother with a roofing hatchet with me in the back seat that would be left to sufficate when he was done my mother died three times but pulled threw and has been on drugs,alcohol, and a whore ever since i moved out at 15 i lived on the streets i dont want to hear **** about what you've seen you judgmental cock sucker thiers one judge and its sure as hell isnt you hope you have fun on judgment day hahaha f-ing p.o.s
 
#48 ·
bradthebard said:
Bet that one against me and you would shell out your $100. I have two little girls and one on the way. I have seen the effects of stupid people doing things like that far too often. You want to be a dick and kill yourself, fine. Problem is, people that are dicks and do things like that rarely hurt themselves as much as they hurt the innocent people around them.

Speedyracer there needed some smarts beat into him. Don't make those around you have to pay for your lack of crainial fortitude.
I agree; was at the park today with my boys and some turducken was racing his Chevy Colorado at what I guess was 50mph in the 25mph zone. Hope he ends up hitting a concrete barrier and in the hospital for three months - maybe the only way to learn before he hurts or kills somebody else.
 
#55 ·
:nofeedtroll:

Seriously.
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So our family took a trip to greece about 13 years ago. My mom had told me not to drink the water, but yup, you guessed it, I drank from a public water fountain in the streets of athens. The next morning as I was going to shower (we were staying in a marina with public bathrooms) I literally have the worst stomach pain I've ever felt. Then from that point it just went downhill and I started have god awful dierea all over the damn place. I had to be hosed down on a public dock where the entire marina could watch..... Not a good day.
 
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