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post #556 of 573 Old 09-15-2013, 09:27 AM
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You know you own a jeep when your life totally changes. When I first got my jeep, I noticed that asphalt roads were a thing of the past. Found out that I can go to work by traveling on forest roads only! You know you own a jeep when you're stuck on a mountain top in the deep snow in December and instead of being worried, you're laughing at all the fun you're having. You know you own a jeep when you marvel at the way your jeep can handle anything. You wonder why you ever drove anything else but a jeep. You know you own a jeep when you consider being buried in your jeep with the top down and doors off! For sure, there will be a broad smile on this jeepers face....
Really like this haha. Totally agree! I always say I wanna get buried in my jeep because it's never been in a hole It can't get out of!

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post #557 of 573 Old 09-16-2013, 10:58 AM
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You are walking down the street and experience death wobble.
That made me laugh!!! I have it too!!!!!

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"It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with a psycho the rest of your life"
Pavement ends and I begin/ Jeep gives new meaning to Rock'n'Roll!!!
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post #558 of 573 Old 09-16-2013, 11:08 AM
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I hate traction control, especially on vehicles where it can't be turned off. It's just another electronic nanny for people who can't drive. Driver aids, including automatic transmissions, should be illegal unless you have some medical problem that keeps you from being able to use your left foot and/or right hand. If people were forced to pay more attention to their driving the roads would be a lot safer.

I, totally agree!

Sky comes standard on all Wranglers
"It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with a psycho the rest of your life"
Pavement ends and I begin/ Jeep gives new meaning to Rock'n'Roll!!!
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post #559 of 573 Old 09-16-2013, 11:12 AM
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Without an automatic how would I update facebook and eat tacos while driving?!
I can light a cigarette, hold a cup of coffee while shifting as the light turns green.

Sky comes standard on all Wranglers
"It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with a psycho the rest of your life"
Pavement ends and I begin/ Jeep gives new meaning to Rock'n'Roll!!!
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post #560 of 573 Old 09-17-2013, 06:32 PM
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I can light a cigarette, hold a cup of coffee while shifting as the light turns green.
I can eat an ice cream cone, while shifting, without a hair tie to control my long hair from going everywhere while keeping a conversation with my hubbie and son
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post #561 of 573 Old 09-17-2013, 06:46 PM
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It doesnt flex good... Ive gotten it stuck on a slight incline
Because NO SOLID AXLES

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post #562 of 573 Old 09-18-2013, 05:09 AM
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I can eat an ice cream cone, while shifting, without a hair tie to control my long hair from going everywhere while keeping a conversation with my hubbie and son
you must be blonde and use alot of hairspray

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post #563 of 573 Old 09-18-2013, 11:02 AM
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you must be blonde and use alot of hairspray
I drive a Jeep...I don't style my hair silly
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post #564 of 573 Old 10-29-2013, 07:54 PM
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When your jeep is on the side and your passenger says "how do I get out?"
And you say "don't worry I got escape-hatches." Referring to your freedom tops

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post #565 of 573 Old 10-30-2013, 05:37 PM
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These are great! Lol Read all of them and I'm cracking up. I've done some of them!
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post #566 of 573 Old 12-24-2013, 05:26 AM
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When a 6 mile drive to a local food store ends up being a 10 mile plus drive, because you decided to take some trails just off the highway on your way to the food store!!
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post #567 of 573 Old 12-27-2013, 10:24 PM
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When your regular passengers know how to open the doors and when new ones hop in you know you gotta teach them how.
When you send out the passenger to lock the front hube XD all the time!!
When people say your crazy for driven in this weather and you see no problem at all.
And finally when all the neighborhood kids draw on it with all the dry mud haha
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post #568 of 573 Old 01-04-2014, 11:31 AM
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When you learn that JEEP stands for Just Empty Every Pocket.
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post #569 of 573 Old 01-08-2014, 12:14 AM
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When your in a parking lot and a unprepared motorist with a flat tire asks if they can barrow a jack to change the tire on a 2013 Chevy Malibu... and you point at your Hi-lift and say "Sorry, its not gonna help you".

This happened to me 3 weeks ago.
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