post #166 of Old 08-21-2011, 11:07 PM
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As a BMW owner, all you have to do is reach into the tool kit in the trunk, pull out the towing hook, pop the small cover in the bumper off, and screw the hook into the threads, no laying on the ground necessary.
Yeah, if you want damage an otherwise nice car; that hook is designed for the towing professional to pull your car onto a flatbed truck rather than for recovery purposes, even on reduced friction surfaces like ice.

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post #167 of Old 08-23-2011, 06:24 AM
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Go suck on a Jeep muffler.
How about you stop depicting yourself like a child?
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post #168 of Old 08-26-2011, 12:18 AM
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When u drive to school with so much mud and grass on the jeep ppl ask if u hit a tree.
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post #169 of Old 08-29-2011, 03:06 PM Thread Starter
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When u plan on going to the Saturday Cleveland airshow and taking a friend who left the army and he wants to see what a Jeeps like doorless.
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post #170 of Old 08-29-2011, 10:05 PM
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When u blow a tire wheeling and everyone freaks out except u cus u kno u got a full size matching off-road tire to get u through the day.
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post #171 of Old 08-30-2011, 08:22 PM
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A kid in the parking lot says "that a cool Jeep" and you just look back and smile...

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post #172 of Old 09-01-2011, 09:35 PM
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When you have side armor on your Jeep, and when parked in a parking lot, and you always have LOTS OF ROOM between you and any other cars!

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post #173 of Old 09-02-2011, 12:01 AM
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When you have to spend 15 minutes explaining how to drive it, what noises to ignore, what noises to be more alert about, and what noises mean you need to stop and you need to stop NOW!

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post #174 of Old 09-02-2011, 03:24 PM Thread Starter
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When u find a dog who's owners give it a blanket that says Jeep and u find out that it likes to go off roading mudding and being in the wrangler.
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post #175 of Old 09-02-2011, 11:17 PM
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When u live in Iowa. Have a bikini top and no doors. And still drive year round rain snow or shine. When u get out and it looks like u rolled in the mud but u never left the drivers seat. When someone tells u it's time to wash the jeep cus u can hardly see it and your response is it's cammo paint so u don't scare the rain away.
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post #176 of Old 09-02-2011, 11:52 PM
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You know you drive a Jeep when your headlights are pretty much worthless at lighting up the road.

You know you drive a Jeep when you ask your passengers if their Tetanus shots are current before you get going.

You know you drive a Jeep when you know what that "funny star-shaped bolt" is.
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post #177 of Old 09-03-2011, 06:52 AM
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You know you drive a Jeep when your headlights are pretty much worthless at lighting up the road.
When it's pitch dark and you finally realize the lights are bright enough to see

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Remember, it was a shark attack when you dove into the ocean to save a trapped puppy, while you were doing charity work to help clean up a local beach.
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post #178 of Old 09-03-2011, 04:10 PM
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Remember, it was a shark attack when you dove into the ocean to save a trapped puppy, while you were doing charity work to help clean up a local beach.
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post #179 of Old 09-03-2011, 09:14 PM
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When you blow a tire and a smaller spare works fine on the trails.

When you blow a tire and you want to get a complete set of tires.

When you blow a tire and can't decide what tire size and brand you want.

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post #180 of Old 09-03-2011, 09:44 PM
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When you blow a tire and you want to get a complete set of tires.
This just happened to me. And I did get them.
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