When you have to spend 15 minutes explaining how to drive it, what noises to ignore, what noises to be more alert about, and what noises mean you need to stop and you need to stop NOW!
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do expect they pay for them.
Ash from Army of Darkness
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?