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Unread 08-21-2011, 11:07 PM   #166
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As a BMW owner, all you have to do is reach into the tool kit in the trunk, pull out the towing hook, pop the small cover in the bumper off, and screw the hook into the threads, no laying on the ground necessary.
Yeah, if you want damage an otherwise nice car; that hook is designed for the towing professional to pull your car onto a flatbed truck rather than for recovery purposes, even on reduced friction surfaces like ice.

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Unread 08-23-2011, 06:24 AM   #167
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Go suck on a Jeep muffler.
How about you stop depicting yourself like a child?
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Unread 08-26-2011, 12:18 AM   #168
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When u drive to school with so much mud and grass on the jeep ppl ask if u hit a tree.
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Unread 08-29-2011, 03:06 PM   #169
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When u plan on going to the Saturday Cleveland airshow and taking a friend who left the army and he wants to see what a Jeeps like doorless.
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Unread 08-29-2011, 10:05 PM   #170
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When u blow a tire wheeling and everyone freaks out except u cus u kno u got a full size matching off-road tire to get u through the day.
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Unread 08-30-2011, 08:22 PM   #171
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A kid in the parking lot says "that a cool Jeep" and you just look back and smile...
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Unread 09-01-2011, 09:35 PM   #172
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When you have side armor on your Jeep, and when parked in a parking lot, and you always have LOTS OF ROOM between you and any other cars!
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Unread 09-02-2011, 12:01 AM   #173
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When you have to spend 15 minutes explaining how to drive it, what noises to ignore, what noises to be more alert about, and what noises mean you need to stop and you need to stop NOW!
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Unread 09-02-2011, 03:24 PM   #174
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When u find a dog who's owners give it a blanket that says Jeep and u find out that it likes to go off roading mudding and being in the wrangler.
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Unread 09-02-2011, 11:17 PM   #175
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When u live in Iowa. Have a bikini top and no doors. And still drive year round rain snow or shine. When u get out and it looks like u rolled in the mud but u never left the drivers seat. When someone tells u it's time to wash the jeep cus u can hardly see it and your response is it's cammo paint so u don't scare the rain away.
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Unread 09-02-2011, 11:52 PM   #176
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You know you drive a Jeep when your headlights are pretty much worthless at lighting up the road.

You know you drive a Jeep when you ask your passengers if their Tetanus shots are current before you get going.

You know you drive a Jeep when you know what that "funny star-shaped bolt" is.
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Unread 09-03-2011, 06:52 AM   #177
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You know you drive a Jeep when your headlights are pretty much worthless at lighting up the road.
When it's pitch dark and you finally realize the lights are bright enough to see
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Unread 09-03-2011, 04:10 PM   #178
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Unread 09-03-2011, 09:14 PM   #179
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When you blow a tire and a smaller spare works fine on the trails.

When you blow a tire and you want to get a complete set of tires.

When you blow a tire and can't decide what tire size and brand you want.
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Unread 09-03-2011, 09:44 PM   #180
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When you blow a tire and you want to get a complete set of tires.
This just happened to me. And I did get them.
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