Got caught by phoenix pd a couple times. The first time, some younger guy in a tahoe came up on me and my ex on camelback mountain.
I opened up the net that was on top of the roll bar...
Cop: Not much! What's uhhh... what's goin on over here? (curious tone)
Me: Me and the lady are having a nice view of the city... while enjoying each others company.
Cop: Nice... well some of the residents here were complaining about a jeep being parked on the side of the road, I don't know how they can see you but yeah. Also you're not supposed to be parked here, there's a sign right there.
Me: Oh ****, I didn't even see it. Alright, I guess I'll pack up and head out.
Cop: Nah you're good dude, you're good. I don't give a ****. Alright have a good night.
Me: Oh... I will.
Cop: By the way, there's a better spot up on the top of the mountain where you get a view of the entire metro area... and nobody ever goes up there. Free parking too...
1991 YJ, bone stock. Starting all over again with another YJ...