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Unread 12-01-2011, 05:36 PM   #16
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People like to fling empty soda cans and such into the jeep while parked...love that

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Unread 12-05-2011, 05:29 AM   #17
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Got caught on the freeway during monsoon season out in Phoenix. It was raining so hard that the floorboards were filling up just past my ankles, and I don't even have drain hole plugs. Even with my ESS goggles on, I could barely see my windshield.

I had rain pouring down on me like Zeus himself was taking a piss after a heavy night of drinking... then I had the water shooting up at my face from the air passing up through the drain holes.


The other one is catching some mexican guy going through my center console at work once, just happened to come out back for a smoke break and there he was. I started walking over towards him and his buddy in the truck yelled some gibberish and I started running at him full speed. I didn't know a greasy middle aged man with a gut could run that fast, I also didn't know that a small 80s model toyota pickup could do a burnout.
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Unread 12-19-2011, 07:59 AM   #18
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My neighbors cat decided it was going to hop in the back and just chill one day... Didn't realize it was back there until I was at a red light and there were angry cat noises coming from behind my back seat.

You'd think that cat would have enough sense to jump out when I started driving, but I swear this cat has some sort of brain damage or something from one too many times being dropped by kids.
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Unread 12-21-2011, 03:45 PM   #19
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Bird poop, right into the radio. Also, I was driving past a hog farm in a 40-MPH crosswind when they were blowing silage once... you figure out the rest
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Unread 12-27-2011, 07:33 PM   #20
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One night while I was moving the irrigation system on our FB field at about 2 am(we could only water at night so people wouldn't see how much water we were using),a cat decided to rest in the drivers seat.I just jumped right into the seat landing on top of the cat.We both made noises that I don't believe could be recreated.I kind of know now what the term caterwauling means since then. Then neither one of us could get out of the Jeep.I was caught under the steering wheel and the cat was caught under me.When I finally did get loose,it seemed like it took forever,I jumped over the roll bar.We both wanted out of there so bad,its a wonder one of us didn't get hurt.This is about the time I figured out it was a cat.I was shaking so bad that it took me 5 mins to calm down enough drive home.To this day I always look to see what is in the seat before I get in.yjmcb
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Unread 01-03-2012, 09:53 AM   #21
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Yesterday while at the mall, a friend and I were picking up our paychecks from work, when we came back to my TJ, in the drivers side were two goldfish in a bag, just bought from Petco at the mall, and in the passenger side was a small tank with all the fixings to keep the fish alive. The two of us, being the *******es we are, thought, **** yeah! Free fish! So we took them to his house and we set up their tank.
Turns out my friends girlfriend, the one I was with at the time. Recognized my jeep and put it all in their so her friend and her could continue walking around the mall with their hands free. Boy were they pissed when they called me asking where their fishes were=D haha
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Unread 01-03-2012, 11:14 AM   #22
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Froze me nads off on the way to school today, got pulled over because the cop thought no one sober would be topless and doorless in sub 20 degree weather.
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Unread 01-11-2012, 05:53 PM   #23
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Froze me nads off on the way to school today, got pulled over because the cop thought no one sober would be topless and doorless in sub 20 degree weather.
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Unread 01-11-2012, 08:52 PM   #24
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Dodging the cigs thrown out windows from trucks one hit me in the back of the head and burned my seat a lil bit
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Unread 01-11-2012, 08:55 PM   #25
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^ I feel bad for ya but kinda funny .sorry
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Unread 01-11-2012, 09:03 PM   #26
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Came out of the bar were I worked one night to 4 inches of rain inside, no point in putting up the top then, so drove the drunk soldiers home to barracks in a Tennessee thunderstorm lightning and all. Hit every puddle I could find at 4 am until the MP's on Ft Campbell told me to knock it off and go home. Took a week to fully dry out.
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Unread 01-13-2012, 11:13 AM   #27
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Funny stories
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Unread 01-14-2012, 09:19 PM   #28
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Haha thankfully haven't had any topless tales like these ones since I've had my jeep
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Unread 01-14-2012, 10:37 PM   #29
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Had some d-bag teenagers walk by and toss a few cigarettes in it leaving a couple holes in my front seats. That was pleasant.
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Unread 01-15-2012, 02:50 PM   #30
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^i would've been pissed
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