I had just been on a trail rideing and mudding on some property owned by my close friend. His land neighbors a target shopping center. I managed to piss three people off that day. After we were done I was fixing to head home but was thirsty as heck, so I stopped at the target to grab a coke. I noticed that my shoes were totally covered in mud, so to be polite and as not to mess their floors up, I just took them off and went barefoot (used to it anyway. I do live in the south after all
). Well, I grab the coke and I am fixing to pay when the manager walked up to me and is all like "sir, I do not allow people to roam my store barefoot. After you pay for your drink please leave the store."
To that I was like, "well I was mudding with a friend and I didn't want to mess up your store floors, and there is no sign posted that says that I have to have shoes anyway". He then asked what I drove and when I said a Jeep, his reply was "ahh, the vehicle of d-bags. I drive Chevys, so please leave". I left without buying the soda and when I walked back to my Jeep, a lady in a Prius was parked next to it and was scraping handfulls of mud off if it and putting it into the ditch next to the parking lot. When I got up to her and asked her what she was doing she said "reversing what you have done to this land." after I asked her WTF she ment she said, "sir, I would like to inform you that your actions in your revulting vehicle are the reason this globe is spiraling downward into global warming." After that she pulled out a laptop and began showing me a video SHE SECRETLY FILMES OF US of what we had been doing and explained why each thing destroyed more of the globe. I just looked at her and said, "my Jeep won the war, your Prius attempts to save the Polar bears but in reality will cost you more money then having a regular car would." She just said that "when the oil runs out, you will only have yourself to blaim."
Then I went across the street to the walmart to grab a coke and I parked next to a guy in a Audi, and that really pissed him off haha.