One of more than I'm proud to admit:
At the old office parking sucked, there was really too few parking spaces. My work hours back then where the 1-5pm shift so I'd get there as lunch ended. There was ALWAYS two *******es in the lot
1) The building owner's *****y daughter-> drove a BMW even though daddy was in debt, bought Gucci and ****, refused to work etc etc etc. She would have the building security put a traffic cone out in the lot blocking the two spaces closest to the door. Every day. Even though she only showed up like once a week or so (to ask daddy for more money). After about 4-5 months of this **** always happening I got tired of sitting in the lot waiting for a space to open (while those two were always open) because she would ***** at anyone who parked there or have security do it.
No doors that day so as I drove past, I leaned out, grabbed the cone. Turned and reversed into one of the two spots and dropped the cone into the remaining spot. Co-worker called me about an hour later saying the building owner and his daughter were looking for me. They tried to charge me $100 for parking in the spot. I said "No, there's no "RESERVED PARKING" signs. People come here to work everyday, she comes once a week and her BMW only needs one spot". She threatened to call the cops, I bluffed and said "Go ahead, commercial parking spaces that are not reserved by law are free for employee use. Any illegal restrictions or levies will result in a felony charge to the property owners and heavy fines, so if you don't call. I will".
She started screaming and shouting how she can't be treated like this and I hit her car with my door. So I said "Are you really that stupid? Did you even look at my jeep when you parked next to me, I HAVE NO DOORS".
She walked away, owner apologized and told me there was no need to call the authorities and I was free to park there if I wanted but he'd really appreciate if I parked in a different spot if there was one available.
2) Same building, about three suites down was a law firm. This guy there drove a Porsche (not a new one, looked pretty good but coulda been better). From #1 I said parking was limited, this ***-clown always took up 2 spaces. This didn't bother me on the weekends when I came in. But he did it during the week too. I got pissed (this was before I took daddy's girl's extra parking) and noticed that one this occasion he had parked in both, but on the driver's side there was just enough space for me to squeeze in. So I did.
Guy got pissed, asked me WTF I was doing and "Do you know who I am?"
So I said "Yeah, a pretensions d-bag with ****ty parking, if you take up two spots again I'll call it in and have it towed."
He parked like a everybody else after that.
3) Only other ones at this building are me calling out the people who park in handi-cap parking spots when they have no reason to park there.