I was at a keg party and when I came outside there were three kids, maybe 18-19 sitting on the hood of my 07 WK. I calmly walk over and start asking them question about the Jeep, as if it's one of there's. I eventually tell him it's mine and I'd appreciate it if he would get off. Two of the three hop off immediately while one kid is telling me it isn't mine and told me to **** off. At that point I grabbed his head and from my hood, slammed his head in the ground and he wobbled off, muttering some cuss words at me. The cool thing was I didn't spill one drop of my Shiner keg beer.
1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.9 Limited, 275k+ miles
Collin County, TX