Found my wife, we were at a local mud related event and her and her other high society friends were up there with some richy richy boys with their daddy's brand new fully loaded Ford buried up to it's doors. So being the fine upstanding southern gentleman that I am I offered to get them out for $200 bucks (what a deal right) I actually had an old 56 chevy p/u on a Blazer frame with an old Caddy 500 in it, nv 4500, and some divorce mount transfer case. I had just gotten my brand new 12k elec/hydro mile marker for $400 bones and was itching to use it. I hooked up the winch and the tow hook came off that brand new fully loaded Ford 4x4. A young lady with them several comments about my truck, assumed I lived in a trailer, and questioned my education and dental care. Her rich friends joined the fray and I told them I would pull it out for free if they would just haul *** because my friends whom she had also made some not so nice comments about were not pleased with the situation and I was concerned for the upscalers safety. The driver hooked up the nylon to the front of the said brand new fully loaded Ford and told me "lets see if your white trash limo can pull a ""real"" truck out" I ripped the axle off of the said brand new fully loaded Ford and thus they would either get their polo and hillfiger clothing dirty or sleep in the brand new fully loaded Ford. They held out, begged for someone to come get them, then they braved the belly button deep mud with the black muddy water topping. Once the entertainment and laughter died down a certain fore mentioned young lady come over to me, made a comment that would make me ashamed to kiss momma with the mouth that it came out of, and commenced to slap me across the face. So me being a fine southern gentleman tamed the shrew by placing her spoiled rich uppity *** back into the same belly button mud stew with the black dirty water topping from whence she had just came. When realizing the gravity of the situation they were faced with they decided as a group to de-*** and walk to the nearest gas station and call their daddy for a tow. A month or so later I was working in the ER (I was a flight medic/nurse at the time) and a pretty, young, rich, spoiled, young lady entered to see her daddy, a certain Dr. in the ER. Ironically said Dr was a fan of yours truly and asked me to meet his daughter. We went on a few dates that which I was a true southern gentleman, she didn't realize that it was me until after our first kiss, I told her if she had just kissed me I would have never thrown her *** into the mud. Furthermore if she slapped me again I would drive to said belly button deep mud and place her *** back into the mud (not as forcefully).
We've been married for 12 years this year have a baby boy, and I have been long gotten rid of that old Sanford and Son looking Chevy and came to my senses. (JP forever!) I take her to the mud hole every year on the day we met in her 4wd truck and I chuck her *** into the mud.
she loves it.......
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Former Tyrannical German Furher
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