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Unread 04-28-2011, 01:43 PM   #1
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egged my Jeep

The other night, I had my Jeep parked at my girlfriend's house, just like I always do. I went home that night as usual, went to work the next day, and came home about 5:30pm the next day. My dad was leaving and said "what's all the stuff on your Jeep?" Having no clue what he was talking about, I checked the side, and it was COVERED in egg. I had a hard time washing it off, seeing as it baked for almost a whole day in the Florida sun. Next time I went to my gf's house, I saw all the shells in the yard. None of the other cars at the house were egged. maybe someone was just jealous. I'll definitely set the alarm from now on.

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Unread 04-29-2011, 05:10 PM   #2
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Find out who it was, and stuff their ride full of live chickens.
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Unread 04-29-2011, 05:12 PM   #3
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Find out who it was, and stuff their ride full of live chickens.
i vote this
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Unread 04-29-2011, 05:16 PM   #4
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Or find out who it was, beat them up. Cut every inch of there skin with a razor blade. Pour salt all over them, and then keep beating them until the cry for there mommy. Then finally drive over their body with your jeep
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Unread 04-29-2011, 05:21 PM   #5
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Two options
1. Find out who it was and beat the until they was the "words". "I'm a ***** daddy I don't want any."
2. Find out who it was and what they drive and then drop a deuce on the hood.
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Unread 04-29-2011, 07:12 PM   #6
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This exact same thing happened to my heep outside of my (now ex) GF's house... ruined my damn windshield wipers was a PITA to get off my windshield itself and my 4 offroad lights....btards....FUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Makes me so angry when people do this, why, why would you do something like that????? I feel your pain.
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Unread 05-24-2011, 11:22 PM   #7
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I thought this was going to be a joke about the how to get a free paint job thread.

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Unread 05-24-2011, 11:45 PM   #9
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Unread 07-18-2011, 11:06 PM   #10
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at least it wasn't paint stripper... mine was keyed once.... sucks...
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Unread 09-08-2011, 02:16 AM   #11
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had this happen to me. i promptly used some detective work to find out who the person was. luckily for me this was back in high school and the next day the idiot walked up and said "hows you jeep doing?" so i threw him one across the chin (my paint was all chipped in little circular patterns from the shells, so i was furious. even tho its a YJ). went out to his car and dropped a nice log on his windshield. yea that was a fun day. plus i got the next week of school off!

on a side note to the OP... possibly one of your GF's ex's?. AND YOUR JEEP HAS LOCKS AND A ALARM?
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Unread 09-08-2011, 03:34 PM   #12
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had this happen to me. i promptly used some detective work to find out who the person was. luckily for me this was back in high school and the next day the idiot walked up and said "hows you jeep doing?" so i threw him one across the chin (my paint was all chipped in little circular patterns from the shells, so i was furious. even tho its a YJ). went out to his car and dropped a nice log on his windshield. yea that was a fun day. plus i got the next week of school off!

on a side note to the OP... possibly one of your GF's ex's?. AND YOUR JEEP HAS LOCKS AND A ALARM?
Haha, I actually laughed out loud.

The kid was an idiot, who would egg a Jeep and then ask "how's your Jeep doing?" Did you have to pay for the windshield? Did he pay for the paint damage?
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Unread 09-08-2011, 11:52 PM   #13
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no i did not pay for the windshield lol, by log i meant i busted a grumpy, dropped a deuce, you know the deal. I didnt actually drop a real log on his windshield LOL. And i just threw a coat of rattle can on there so there was no reason to pay for the damage. the humiliation of the kid coming out to his car with a fat crap on his windshield coupled with a nice fat lip was more than enough satisfaction for me hehe. I wonder if he tried to use the wipers to remove the s***
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