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Unread 01-27-2009, 05:50 PM   #946
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when your girlfriend sits in the jeep at a store while you run inside then when you get back she is angry with you because you didn't leave the keys so she could roll the windows down then you tell her they are crank down and she just gets more angry.

^^^^^HAHAHA

when your roomates want you to jump curbs and parking barriers for fun instead of backing out of the space.

when you cant wait for parts to break so you can buy the bigger better ones.

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Unread 01-27-2009, 06:37 PM   #947
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Unread 01-27-2009, 08:39 PM   #948
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You know you drive a TJ when...

Some guy in some kind of Chevy comes flying around a curve on a snowy road on the wrong side and smashes head-on into your front bumper, obliterating his front bumper and grill....and later, when you pull into your driveway, you check to see if there are really any new scratches on your front bumper...and can't decide if there actually are.
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Unread 01-27-2009, 08:56 PM   #949
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....every car that you ever park next to has a door knick because the passenger your riding with doesn't know the door will swing open for eternity with the factory straps
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Unread 01-27-2009, 09:05 PM   #950
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You know you drive a TJ when you reach for the radio knob to turn the volume down to make a phone call and realize your radio isnt on, its just wind noise....

Do that when the tops off alot. LOL
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Unread 01-27-2009, 09:23 PM   #951
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when all your friends want to drive it
when all the girls want to learn how to drive it
when you wash it on friday knowing it will get covered in mud the next day
when you have a roll of duck tape holding up your drivers side window because both the darn zippers broke
when your filling up with gas and someone asks "are your sopposed to be leaking radatior fluid like that" and you say yeahh its a jeep
when you pull up to the local parts store driving a diffrent truck and the guy in the store already has the make,model,year, and engine entered into the computer and knows what you broke before you enter the door
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Unread 01-27-2009, 09:36 PM   #952
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You know you drive a TJ when your on the phone with your hot friend who happens to be outside sun bathing and you ask "hey is it warm enough to take the top off?" and she replies "well I could but I dont want to." Then you say "I meant on my Jeep." That was a funny one to!
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Unread 01-27-2009, 09:45 PM   #953
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You know you drive a TJ when your out on a dinner date with your top off and notice that its raining outside, look at your date and say "I hope you dont mind a wet ride" and she thinks your talking dirty to her.
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:00 PM   #954
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You know you drive a TJ when your out on a dinner date with your top off and notice that its raining outside, look at your date and say "I hope you dont mind a wet ride" and she thinks your talking dirty to her.
hahahow did the rest of the date go?
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:04 PM   #955
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...When people think that you put longer springs and bigger tires because you wanna park it on the pavement outside the cafe(...it's a Greek thing you wouldn't understand
Hey, I did that with my Citroen Xsara for years!

Just started reading this thread....
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:10 PM   #956
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when you just spent 2 hours reading this thread and your bummed that there isnt more! I guess its a "Jeep Thing"!
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:13 PM   #957
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you know you drive a tj when it gets angry at you and starts breaking its self just to get attention
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:40 PM   #958
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When you come with excuses not to drive the 42mpg commuter car to work. (it hasn't left the drive way in months)
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Unread 01-27-2009, 10:42 PM   #959
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when you have dreams about leaving tire tracks on your bosses 17 year old son's shiny new yellow corvette
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Unread 01-27-2009, 11:28 PM   #960
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When you most common nightmare is getting your rig stolen...

No joke... I have these nightmares a few times a week... no bueno...
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