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Unread 12-02-2008, 10:55 AM   #61
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seriously these tj's have great manners compaired to older cj's especially if its a narrow track cj.

You know your a yuppie tj owner when your looking at this post going " WTF is a narrow track cj?"

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Unread 12-02-2008, 10:58 AM   #62
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you know you drive a tj when you can't decide whats louder: the soft top, the tires or the cracked exhaust manifold
Fixed it for you!

You know you drive a TJ when the defroster gets hot enough to crack your windshield in the dead of winter.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 10:58 AM   #63
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when the "car hop" at the drive-in, looks at you crazy, in your doorless, topless, tj, when she brings the tray out and asks "what keeps you from falling out".
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:15 AM   #64
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when you smell like P.B. blaster everday
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:19 AM   #65
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You know you drive a TJ when..............

The wife calls while driving it and says
"Somethings wrong, I thought a tire was flat, I pulled over and they look ok."
You respond "Were you doing about 48 mph?"



You know you drive a TJ when................

You understand the 48mph question!!!!
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:20 AM   #66
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when you smell like P.B. blaster everday

At least im not the only one, I mean its the air freshener of my jeep
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:33 AM   #67
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You know you drive a TJ when..............

The wife calls while driving it and says
"Somethings wrong, I thought a tire was flat, I pulled over and they look ok."
You respond "Were you doing about 48 mph?"



You know you drive a TJ when................

You understand the 48mph question!!!!
OMG ROFLMFAO!!!
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:38 AM   #68
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You know you're driving A TJ when everyone on the highway is passing you by, and you just don't care.
Or when it's whiteout conditions with 6 inches on the hwy and you're driving 60 MPH passing everyone else!
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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:50 AM   #69
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you know you drive a TJ when:
-your girlfriend gets mad at you for telling her shes 2nd on the love list.. after the jeep
-when you look for abandoned dirt roads while driving through the country.
-when you swerve to hit puddles
-when you clean it with the top down, and a hose is all you need.
-when your adding up the cost of your tv, ps3, and sound system to sell for jeep parts.
-when you spend 4 out of the 8 hours at work on this forum.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 12:03 PM   #70
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No joke I think about 68 of the 69 posts in this thread relate to me... its silly.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 12:14 PM   #71
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You know you drive a TJ when just the thought of I.F.S. disgusts you.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 12:27 PM   #72
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you know you drive a TJ when:
-your girlfriend gets mad at you for telling her shes 2nd on the love list.. after the jeep
-when you look for abandoned dirt roads while driving through the country.
-when you swerve to hit puddles
-when you clean it with the top down, and a hose is all you need.
-when your adding up the cost of your tv, ps3, and sound system to sell for jeep parts.
-when you spend 4 out of the 8 hours at work on this forum.
lmao i look for dirt roads all the time LOL
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Unread 12-02-2008, 12:34 PM   #73
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first gear only takes you about 8 feet before you need to shift.

when it won't go over 60mph.

it sits in the garage, and your daily driver has to have the windows scraped on a cold morning so you can drive it

people say..."you have a perfectly clean, strait jeep, and you did that to it..." quote from my dad.

your holiday list of gifts includes presents for the jeep.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 12:34 PM   #74
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You know you drive a TJ when you towed your buddy's YJ home twice for him before you bought yours.
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Unread 12-02-2008, 01:21 PM   #75
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first gear only takes you about 8 feet before you need to shift.

when it won't go over 60mph.

it sits in the garage, and your daily driver has to have the windows scraped on a cold morning so you can drive it

people say..."you have a perfectly clean, strait jeep, and you did that to it..." quote from my dad.

your holiday list of gifts includes presents for the jeep.
Not when you have 3.07's

You know you drive a tj when you have a jeep geared for 100mph but you're afraid to go 65
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