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Unread 11-11-2011, 04:09 PM   #4996
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Mailbox had mail yesterday LOL...

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Unread 11-12-2011, 06:27 AM   #4997
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You know you own a tj when school zones are the only places you dont get passed..
Amen to that!!! 😃
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Unread 11-17-2011, 08:34 PM   #4998
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When you drive 5mph slower than you want to on the highway just so you can drive next to another TJ.
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Unread 11-17-2011, 08:59 PM   #4999
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When the required upgrades to run 35s cost more then new 35s an wheels combined
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Unread 11-17-2011, 09:00 PM   #5000
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when after DW and all the re-buying and replacing you say.....should have bought a yj
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Unread 11-17-2011, 10:00 PM   #5001
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When you let you friend drive it and he can't keep it in the lane, I'm used to it I guess.
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Unread 11-18-2011, 07:38 AM   #5002
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The only thing it can do fast is spend your money and break things
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Unread 11-18-2011, 09:40 AM   #5003
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When you wash your garage clothes and it leaves an oily residue ring on the washing machine tub.

When you aren't allowed to wash your garage clothes if you've been aroudn gear oil and are instructed to throw them in the outside garbage.
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Unread 11-20-2011, 08:40 AM   #5004
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When your gas gauge, speedometer, and odometer are only rough estimates
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Unread 11-20-2011, 02:31 PM   #5005
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When you walk to the store in the rain 'cause you'll stay dryer than if you were to jump into the seat.
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Unread 11-20-2011, 02:54 PM   #5006
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When your rpm gauge says 2000 and your speedometer says 40, your oil pressure reads 80 and your vacuum gauge reads 2 inches
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Unread 11-20-2011, 02:57 PM   #5007
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When your gas gauge, speedometer, and odometer are only rough estimates
When you have to slap the top of your dash board to get your rough estimate gauges working
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Unread 11-20-2011, 03:30 PM   #5008
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When you have to slap the top of your dash board to get your rough estimate gauges working
When you've given up on your failing gauges and just drive as fast as the other cars
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Unread 11-20-2011, 04:31 PM   #5009
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When you've given up on your failing gauges and just drive as fast as the other cars
When you have also given up on trying to keep up with other cars because that doesn't work either
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Unread 11-20-2011, 04:43 PM   #5010
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When you can up-shift at stop signs
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