[Eric2010]

You know you drive a TJ when you get into a crash and it ends up on top of the other car's bonnet... without a scrath!

I'd rather push my Jeep than drive a Hummer!

[TJWilley]

The morning weather & road report is "Stay home if you don't have to be out in these hazardus conditions" so naturally you find an excuse to drive the Jeep to the store!

[gne100]

Originally Posted by TJWilley

The morning weather & road report is "Stay home if you don't have to be out in these hazardus conditions" so naturally you find an excuse to drive the Jeep to the store!

I love taking it out when the snow hits...

[chainbrain2002]

[QUOTE=ryanhaley52;10549441]^^^^^^^

"when your 5 yr old scream "JEEP!!" then disappointed goes "aww it's a 4 door."

[kd006]

When a old Toyota land cruser follow's you down the 2 lane highway, pulls behind at the left turn lane, nodds and gives a friendly smile and follow's you up the 4 lane highway and does not feel the need to pass you to show he has a big V-8 like a Hummer or Surburban would do.

[Swakhammer]

Your G/F talks you into taking her TJ to work because of heavy rain ( my YJ leaks under the dash) and she doesn't want you to work in wet pants and shoes all days. So on the way in you get rear-ended by an older lady in her Camery hard enough to total her car, and break your drivers seat. It this time it looks like all that the TJ took other then my seat is the back bumper and trailer hitch.

[tazzerboy]

When you have to scrape frost off both sides of your windshield from only having a bikini top on.

[Moto4x4]

You know you drive a TJ when some rich jerk in their nice bmw cuts you off to get in line to get out of the school parking lot and you dont really notice them from all the mods in the way until its to late to let of the gas and end up getting to show your friends how well your jeep articulates while your left front tires is on the jerks trunk

I cant wait for my jeep to grow up and be like my dads

When your girlfriend asks her friend over the phone if she got a new bikini and you respond "yea you wanna see it?"

[TJWilley]

Originally Posted by Swakhammer

Your G/F talks you into taking her TJ to work because of heavy rain ( my YJ leaks under the dash) and she doesn't want you to work in wet pants and shoes all days. So on the way in you get rear-ended by an older lady in her Camery hard enough to total her car, and break your drivers seat. It this time it looks like all that the TJ took other then my seat is the back bumper and trailer hitch.

Thats the difference between a car with plastic bumpers reienfordend with streynfoam... and a Jeep with full metal bumpers, even the OEM tin-box bumpers!

[HI808LJ]

Hi i'm new to this forum and came up with one after some recent events in my life hope you guys like it...

...you know you drive a TJ/LJ when you lose your 07 JK rubi unlimited to you ex in the divorce, then turn around and pick up an 05 LJ and all your friends tell you that it must suck to down grade my jeep and you look at them with the biggest grin and say "...dont you mean upgrade!" then I start laughing and my friends look at me like i've lost your mind, and the only response i can give them when they ask why im happy about it and not mad is "...its a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"

...oh and to top it off when the ex saw my new LJ she was well.... VERY ANGRY to say the least hahahaha gotta love karma...never take a jeep away from a jeeper because all they do is upgrade from that point on

[tealo951]

^ Win. sorry to hear of the divorce though. At least you're in our family now! Please tell me you wave, right?

[HI808LJ]

oh yeah!!! i do the wave, i get a lot of funny looks most of the time but when i get the wave back its a good

[MD03x]

...when your farmers tan consists of a seat belt strap

[Lakeray]

Originally Posted by MD03x

...when your farmers tan consists of a seat belt strap

[Airubus]

You park in a bad neighborhood and you insist that your passenger doesn't lock the door - because whatever anyone may steal from your jeep isn't as expensive to replace as a soft top that was cut open.