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Unread 03-24-2009, 11:35 AM   #1486
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When you are actively trying to engineer a way to not kill your battery by leaving the radio on for five days at a time so your baby won't get lonely while you are out of town working.
Had to read that like 5 times to get what you meant.

At first I was thinking "child services"... Then I realized your "baby" was your Heep. The only thing I call my Jeep is "Heep". Actually waiting on that custom plate now

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Unread 03-24-2009, 11:38 AM   #1487
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...when you yell at people for an hour after you get out because you just get used to it
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Unread 03-24-2009, 11:40 AM   #1488
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hahah so true. .. I've thought to myself many times:

"If this #@#$ doesn't move, I'm going over the curb onto that sidewalk, sideways over this grass bank to pass this clown.


I find myself navigating terrain in my mind I know I shouldnt be...and only occasionally act on it
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Unread 03-24-2009, 12:12 PM   #1489
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when your friends ask where your getting your couch for your apt. and you simply say, the Jeep, when they're confused you have explain that your backseat is removable so it is becoming a couch.
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Unread 03-25-2009, 01:35 AM   #1490
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When traffic becomes another reason to take the "back route"... over the river, thru the woods, up the mountain, down the hill, over the logs, under the fallen trees, and thru another stream... to my house we go!
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Unread 03-25-2009, 06:16 AM   #1491
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When all your mail consists of bills, Quadratech, 4WD, JC Whitney, and Summit catalogs.
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Unread 03-25-2009, 07:20 PM   #1492
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when you drive, you start looking at axles under trucks, semis, dump trucks etc. and start to ask yourself "i wonder if that will fit under my jeep...."
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Unread 03-25-2009, 07:29 PM   #1493
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The downfall to reading all 100 pages, is now I actually have to wait for a new one to be posted
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Unread 03-25-2009, 10:05 PM   #1494
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I knew they had healing powers!
Yeah they do!
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Unread 03-25-2009, 10:23 PM   #1495
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Well here is one for, you know you own a TJ when you own stock in the company that makes PB Blaster. And yes I do keep a can in my cupholder, right next to the Quadratec catalog that is rolled up in the other cup holder. Mmmmmm, give me a can of PB and an air tool and I am in heaven..............
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Unread 03-25-2009, 10:27 PM   #1496
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when you drive, you start looking at axles under trucks, semis, dump trucks etc. and start to ask yourself "i wonder if that will fit under my jeep...."
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Unread 03-26-2009, 01:50 AM   #1497
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... when you can take the "shortcut" which involves mud, rocks, and a river and dont really mind it
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Unread 03-26-2009, 08:03 AM   #1498
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when the girl your with folds down the sun visor looking for a mirror, after relizing there is nothing there, she decides to rip off your rear view rear and use that instead
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Unread 03-28-2009, 01:20 PM   #1499
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when your in a differant vehicle other than your jeep (cause its broken) and you look in all the parking lots for a jeep

when your in a differant vehicle and you and the kids start yelling jeep when one drives by
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Unread 03-28-2009, 01:37 PM   #1500
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...when your wife and kids leave to go to the store and you never notice they're gone because you're in the zone changing your differential fluids, adjusting your TC Linkage, etc...etc...
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