I have seen lesser mortals with so called 'cars' performing strange rituals involving buckets of sudsy water, tanned goat skins and garden hoses. Then they apply a cream to the things, let it dry till hazy and buff it off with a towel.
I have always averted my eyes as I think it's some sort of cult thing. One time with a rental 'car' I was offered three free 'automatic car washes' when I filled the tank and the clerk noticed the Chrysler convertable was mud incrusted from driving around the Waycross GA train yard I entered the mechanical device and placed the transmission in netural as instructed and was dragged through a series of flaps, brushes and blowers that left me uneasy for weeks:laugh: