The battery ended up being bad, BUT there was a BIG stupid factor involved, and that stoopid happened to be ME....
Some of you suggested that it sounded like it could be a bad clutch switch...
The bad clutch switch happened to be the neural pathways that control brain motor function to my left foot, or clutch foot.
I was not depressing the clutch when trying to start it some of the times!!!
I have driven manuals my entire life. I learned to drive on one over 20+ years ago, and I have only ever owned 1 automatic!
The only way I can explain this besides pure idiocy on my part is:
1) I have been driving the wifes car for last several months while working on some issues with jeep, her car is an automatic, and has no clutch to depress. Lesson here, if you have a wife, always blame things like this on her first!
2) Some manuals you can start in neutral, and often times when I am working on something that requires me to start jeep, I will start it usually NOT like an idiot, THEN put it in neutral, and set the parking break. I probably do this most often when eating fast food in jeep, waiting for the wife.. etc. It is Arizona, its hot, need AC. Did you notice how I threw the wife under the buss again?
At the end of the day though I basically did what Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder warned Tugg Speedman about.
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
The worst part, and maybe some of you that have followed thread are wondering by now, is this what almost stranded me and my buddy in the desert? He said he was going to kill me next time he see's me!
Thanks for the help everyone, hopefully some of you at least got a laugh from my stupidity!