post #826 of Old 09-14-2010, 06:27 AM
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When someone walks by your cube at work, sniff's and says "drove your jeep in today?"

Just happened 5 minutes ago.................
Nice...I've never got that one before!

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post #827 of Old 09-14-2010, 07:29 AM
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When you hand the person in the passanger seat the Squeege. Then tell them they have squeege duty and to clean the inside of the windshield because the defrosters don't really work.

When you take the Distributor out and dump out the oil and the local shop owners wonder how it is still running?
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post #828 of Old 09-14-2010, 07:46 AM
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...when you leave a "No, this was not a suicide." note in your glove box just in case the fumes finally get the best of you.
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post #829 of Old 09-14-2010, 09:39 AM
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When you get all excited cuz you found a hard top that is STILL actually in one piece.
Spend countless hours fixing the rust holes, gettting the windows to crank up and down.
Paint it, install it thinking you'll finally be ;
1) dryer in the rain
2) warmer in Dec.
Only to find out .....
the exhaust leak makes you woozie when you drive now
The defrosters STILL don't work well
and your just as wet with the hard top as you were with the soft top!

Security tells you the people are complaining about the "oil slick" your jeep is leaving and your forced to park next to the dumpster
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Why do I put myself through this-oh yeah! I like Jeeps!
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post #830 of Old 09-14-2010, 10:14 AM
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When your 4yr old knows more about jeeps than the salesmen at the jeep dealership.

LOL mine blew a guys mind yesterday, LOL.

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post #831 of Old 09-14-2010, 11:12 AM
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When you have bondo on the frame to hide the rot!

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post #832 of Old 09-14-2010, 11:15 AM
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when your cologne is Ode' to texaco
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post #833 of Old 09-14-2010, 11:26 AM
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When you tear the same thing apart 3 or 4 times after the "Final Install" because it has to be removed to get to other stuff.
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post #834 of Old 09-14-2010, 12:19 PM
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when you can fix ANYTHING broken on your jeep with the "stuff" you keep in the glove box.
Joe
"I know your in labor honey! Give me a second, I just have replace this pinion bearing and I'll get you to the hospital.
I know this short cut over the mountan Can you reach down and hand me that 1/2 drive extension on the drivers side floor, under the seat"?
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post #835 of Old 09-14-2010, 12:25 PM
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When you learn to recognize all the 'normal' squeaks and rattles so you can tell them apart from when something begins to break.
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post #836 of Old 09-14-2010, 01:07 PM
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When you're always buying PB Blaster and anti-seize.
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post #837 of Old 09-14-2010, 01:13 PM
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When you're at the store and you inadvertently end up giving the cashier a washer for change instead of a quarter. This actually happened.
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post #838 of Old 09-14-2010, 01:13 PM
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When your manager says, "Why don't you sell that thing and get a real car!"

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"Bad things happen to you because you're a dumba$$"
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post #839 of Old 09-14-2010, 06:01 PM
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check CL daily for CJ posts
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post #840 of Old 09-14-2010, 06:04 PM
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when u just feel have to throw pillow covers over the seats so you can wear nice clothes!
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