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post #781 of 2612 Old 05-20-2010, 02:42 PM
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When your wife says are you looking at more JEEP PORN
ha ha... I have been there man!


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post #782 of 2612 Old 05-20-2010, 02:43 PM
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When you start naming your dogs after them. One named CJ, the other is Scrambler.

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post #783 of 2612 Old 05-20-2010, 03:04 PM
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when the guy at the parts counter can't find what you need because his computer does not show your combination of parts as an option.

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post #784 of 2612 Old 05-20-2010, 03:21 PM
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When you take the doors off after you hear there is just a slight chance of rain or no rain for the next couple of days.
Yup! Was raining bad yesterday and the day before, but took the doors off this morning! Will have to put them back on again tomorrow too...

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post #785 of 2612 Old 05-22-2010, 08:28 PM
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when rust is part of the paint job
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post #786 of 2612 Old 05-22-2010, 08:35 PM
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the folks at oreillys know who you are by the year and model of your jeep

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post #787 of 2612 Old 05-22-2010, 09:04 PM
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You step on the brake and gas pedal at the same time when you come to a stop to prevent it from stalling... Thank god I finally fixed that!!
So true...I angle my foot to give it a bit of gas with the clutch and brake pressed so it won't stall.

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post #788 of 2612 Old 05-22-2010, 10:01 PM
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when you and your wife are coming home from a drive and pull in the driveway. Rather than driving straight into the garage you stop and cut the engine off. "Why don't you just park it in the garage?" She asks. You reply with: "In case it catches on fire."
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post #789 of 2612 Old 06-09-2010, 03:40 PM
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...when you hear yet another rattling squeek and start pondering the dozens of things that could be worn out, only to eventually find that one of the hood latches just needs some grease.

"I give you a republic, if you can keep it." - Benjamin Franklin
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post #790 of 2612 Old 06-09-2010, 03:50 PM
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Haha, but today I smelled gas, and was afraid of my Heep catching fire. Turned out that the fill hose to the tank was loose. I was wondering why I was getting horrible gas mileage.
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post #791 of 2612 Old 06-09-2010, 03:55 PM
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When you have to keep a flashlight in the seat so you can see the speedo while driving at night
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post #792 of 2612 Old 06-09-2010, 04:02 PM
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When you can ask for the master cylinder for an 80's olds deisel, the rear rotors from a geo tracker, rear brake pads for a nissan 300zx, brake lines from a yj wrangler, and still be shopping for a single vehicle.

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post #793 of 2612 Old 06-10-2010, 05:24 AM
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When you trudge out to get the mail and start dancing and screaming as you RUN into the house with the newest jeep parts catalog waving in your hand,
"FREE SHIPPING! It free shipping! If I order over $500 worth of parts! Quick! Quick! I need a credit card I haven't maxed out yet"!
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post #794 of 2612 Old 06-10-2010, 05:40 AM
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When you open the top of the coffee maker and think "a wire wheel would clean the coffee stains off really well."

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post #795 of 2612 Old 06-10-2010, 06:21 AM
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no, no! A wire wheel will scratch the plastic and besides you'll ruin the brissles!
Didn't you watch "Man Cooking with Joe", on the all man channel?
"Take some carb cleaner and spary it in there. Don't be afraid to spray it all @ in there. Good, see how it desolves the coffee stains and softens up the plastic, pretty cool huh?
Now, don't worry about drying it, the HOT coffee will evaporate the left over carb cleaner.
My advice is make a fresh pot and give someone the first cup, they'll thank you for it"!!!.............
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"Jesus! This coffee takes like sheet"!
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