Didn't realize you were joking! My old job was retail/ inventory managment and you'd be surprised and some of the things I saw. My apologies!
Deka are made in the USA, so that's why my last battery was a Deka. Not sure how long it will go, but I'm going to put a tender on it since the Scrambler doesn't get driven much and we shall see.
85 CJ7 258, borla header, Team Rush, MC2100 ,optima batt, Warn 8274, agr super box 2 & pump, T5 w/ B&M shifter, centerforce 2, superior 1 piece axles, warn hubs 2.5 in lift, 31" BFG MT
85 CJ7 258, A/C, T176, MC2100, Team Rush, Warn XD8000i, superwinch hubs, 3in lift 31" BFG AT/KO