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post #136 of 1647 Old 12-09-2011, 12:17 PM Thread Starter
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I think he wants $3450 for a jeep with 30,000 miles
ha! That's the funniest thing I've heard all week! Good one!


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post #137 of 1647 Old 12-11-2011, 03:27 AM
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Not ebay but its still pretty expensive.http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/2674224696.html
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post #138 of 1647 Old 12-14-2011, 09:10 PM
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Also not ebay but how about a hard top and doors for $1300. Oh, and it's not even all there. http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/pts/2697976301.html


If that's too much for ya, there's another nearby for just the doors for half a grand less. http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/pts/2687794735.html
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post #139 of 1647 Old 12-14-2011, 11:46 PM
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Also not ebay but how about a hard top and doors for $1300. Oh, and it's not even all there. http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/pts/2697976301.html


If that's too much for ya, there's another nearby for just the doors for half a grand less. http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/pts/2687794735.html
Just wow. 1st 1 should be "hard-ish top. W/o the back window, you'll catch a nice exhaust buzz. So, ya get that freebie!

I've also learned that sometimes... when people don't agree with you .... its best to hold them down and kidney punch them till they agree with you
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post #140 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 12:04 AM
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Here's another good looking CJ but with a high price.

Starting bid: $31,300.00

Appraised at: $35,000.00 to $45,000.00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...SS%3AUS%3A1123

It has a "Dana 200 front differential" although the description adds, "I will admit I donít have much knowledge with the Jeep vehicles with lockers, differentials and axles..."
Those handlebars would make a neat hand throttle. My mechanic could install it for (puts finger to tooth)..ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

I've also learned that sometimes... when people don't agree with you .... its best to hold them down and kidney punch them till they agree with you
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post #141 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 07:35 AM
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I sure hope the price is just a typo.

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/2706266598.html
I will never understand how people expect to sell something when they can't put a proper sentence together to describe their item. Is basic punctuation really that hard of a concept to grasp?

On the plus side he has the only "back seat hardtop winch" and "tube step center console" known to man.

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post #142 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 07:51 AM Thread Starter
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I will never understand how people expect to sell something when they can't put a proper sentence together to describe their item. Is basic punctuation really that hard of a concept to grasp?

On the plus side he has the only "back seat hardtop winch" and "tube step center console" known to man.
Yeah, that one (http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/2706266598.html) is laughable, both the price and the chain of words that passes as a description.
"..needs wheel bearing and clutch rod will fix both if interested"
and
"new windshield frame included could use paint .... got keyed rear fenders are primer black rest is blue"
And he wants $34,500 for the thing?! How about $345.00 instead?

Although I don't like it, I can accept that some people are p*ss poor writers, but a person should at least have a reasonable understanding of what their rig is worth!

$34,500 for the thing? Truly laughable!
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post #143 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 04:15 PM
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I will never understand how people expect to sell something when they can't put a proper sentence together to describe their item. Is basic punctuation really that hard of a concept to grasp?

On the plus side he has the only "back seat hardtop winch" and "tube step center console" known to man.

Only $34,500 and you too can own a rig which will roll off your driveway if you don't put blocks in front of the rear wheels...
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post #144 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 07:31 PM
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Yeah, that one (http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/2706266598.html) is laughable, both the price and the chain of words that passes as a description.

"..needs wheel bearing and clutch rod will fix both if interested"
and

"new windshield frame included could use paint .... got keyed rear fenders are primer black rest is blue"
And he wants $34,500 for the thing?! How about $345.00 instead?

Although I don't like it, I can accept that some people are p*ss poor writers, but a person should at least have a reasonable understanding of what their rig is worth!

$34,500 for the thing? Truly laughable!
"has hard top an doors cept the hardtop is little rotted an there's no more left least you can see my pretty green roll bar painted somthin real nice..."

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post #145 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 07:51 PM
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I sure hope the price is just a typo.

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/2706266598.html
"my names is james"

How did he pass a driver's test?

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post #146 of 1647 Old 12-15-2011, 09:12 PM
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Anybody think it's possible that his wife is trying to make him sell it so he's putting an outrageous price on it? Just playing Devil's advocate...

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post #148 of 1647 Old 12-18-2011, 10:46 PM
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I don't know what to think of this one. Figure it's one of those dealer types that think they have something special. I wonder how on earth they came up with the price??

CL again...

http://orlando.craigslist.org/ctd/2741065359.html

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post #149 of 1647 Old 12-19-2011, 12:23 AM
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What would you call the lift on that Willys?
Body lift? No
Suspension lift? No
Frame lift? Yeah thats it

Steering and driveshafts? Optional
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post #150 of 1647 Old 12-19-2011, 06:59 AM
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What would you call the lift on that Willys?
Body lift? No
Suspension lift? No
Frame lift? Yeah thats it

Steering and driveshafts? Optional
Seriously. That's almost as bad as this one:


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