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Unread 05-16-2003, 09:13 PM   #1
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Just read this and thought it was GREAT!.. AMEN brotha!

"The downfall of Man began with his mocking of God's commandment that ALL speedometers shall reside in the Holy Place of the Center of the Dash... then the Man cast aside his good and faithful servant CJ for thirty monthly payments and made a pact with the Devil he calleth a warranty.

"And the Lord cast the Man out into the Darkness of the Driveway without the Sacred Leaves Of Suspension.....and the Man was sore afraid and ashamed that he had to fashion all manner of strange trackbars and control arms to restrict axle movement and the coils were many and like serpents...."

The Book Of CJ Chapter 1 verses 2A, 3B, & 5-8

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Awwwwwwwwwwww... So he wants to go OFF-ROAD does he????

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Unread 05-20-2003, 04:47 PM   #2
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That's great.

Where did you find that.

Just curious.
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Unread 05-20-2003, 10:10 PM   #3
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just where it says.. jeepsunlimited's dana300's username's signature.. no clue where he read it..
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Awwwwwwwwwwww... So he wants to go OFF-ROAD does he????

'93 YJ, 4.0, K&N filter, Borla Header, Borla Cat-Back, Hi-Flo Cat, 3 Core Radiator, D-Rings, TruckNuts, MSD 6A, LockRite Locker in D30, Magnecors, Kickass Stereo, 1" daystar, 31" BFG AT's, Homemade Rocker Guards and Front/Rear air-tank bumpers with tire carrier, 15x8 AR-767 4"BS, BDS 3.5 HD lift, AMA A/C Kit, York OBA, GoFerIt 1" MML, 8,000lb HF/MM Winch, Magellan MAP 330 GPS, PRO-2067 500ch. Scanner, oh, and a CB capable of talking to SATURN!

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Unread 05-21-2003, 10:02 AM   #4
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That's pretty funny....


Hey wait I have a trac bar...

Still funny
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Unread 05-21-2003, 10:03 AM   #5
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Now that I think about it .... maybe someone (like me) will come up with something funny along those lines for the XJ to KJ switch...
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