I save NONE of my reciepts/paperwork. Bikes, boat stuff, Jeep etc. If I did save it I would put it on "bookies flash Paper", in order to make it disapeaer w/a cigarette ash. The Mrs will NEVAH know what I've P'd away.
I've also learned that sometimes... when people don't agree with you .... its best to hold them down and kidney punch them till they agree with you