You might be a ricer if...

zach1288 · 07-15-2005, 10:21 PM

You might be a ricer if...

http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html

LOFL!!!

creature · 07-15-2005, 10:51 PM

there are a few of those people in my town who can relate.

zach1288 · 07-15-2005, 10:54 PM

You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission

LOL

TrikeKid · 07-15-2005, 11:18 PM

You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
You drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
The cross section of your exhaust tip is bigger than the contact patch of your tires
You purchase and install a body kit, one piece at a time
These are my favorites. I saw one guy with a stock honda, he couldnt afford wheels so he painted his wheel covers flat black, and there was more peeled of than there was paint. I also love seeing guys that just run black steel wheels that came with their car because they think they're lighter than aluminum wheels

**MattTheMudder** · 07-16-2005, 01:37 AM

Hahaha

I think 6 cylinder Japanese cars like Z cars and Skylines are cool and not neccessarily ricers, long as you dont add the usual ricer parts. Same goes for the RX7, WRX, and Evo.

I'd love a WRX STi

**PM Thor** · 07-16-2005, 01:41 AM

I have met this guy in town who is totally into the scene, and is scary about it. His brother told us stories in high school where he would win 2 or 3 pink slips a weekend. He would take the best parts out of those cars and then sell them back to the original owner for like a grand or so...he can't do it anymore no one will race him.

Stupid ricers.

zach1288 · 07-16-2005, 07:46 AM

Quote:

I think 6 cylinder Japanese cars like Z cars and Skylines are cool and not neccessarily ricers, long as you dont add the usual ricer parts. Same goes for the RX7, WRX, and Evo.

My dad has a 350z

I would also love a WRX STI

Brandon11130 · 07-16-2005, 08:52 AM

you might be a ricer if you go to cash advance stores to pay for the rest of your body kit.

**CoriolisSTORM** · 07-16-2005, 09:26 AM

I saw a ricer Toyota something in town a few months ago that had 2 tires with the standard black rims on the back, and two spinners on the front haha. It also had the trademark too huge muffler/exhaust tip and 4 ft tall spoiler.

07-15-2005, 11:18 PM	#4
TrikeKid Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Roy, Wa Posts: 52 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car. You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him. You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic. You drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents. The cross section of your exhaust tip is bigger than the contact patch of your tires You purchase and install a body kit, one piece at a time These are my favorites. I saw one guy with a stock honda, he couldnt afford wheels so he painted his wheel covers flat black, and there was more peeled of than there was paint. I also love seeing guys that just run black steel wheels that came with their car because they think they're lighter than aluminum wheels __________________ The problem with the world is, there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

07-16-2005, 01:41 AM	#6
PM Thor Super Duper Guy Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour Posts: 832 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I have met this guy in town who is totally into the scene, and is scary about it. His brother told us stories in high school where he would win 2 or 3 pink slips a weekend. He would take the best parts out of those cars and then sell them back to the original owner for like a grand or so...he can't do it anymore no one will race him. Stupid ricers. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHaKPm-df3s

07-16-2005, 08:52 AM	#8
Brandon11130 Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: PA Posts: 1,286 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	you might be a ricer if you go to cash advance stores to pay for the rest of your body kit. __________________ [B][COLOR="Wheat"]1959 JEEP CJ5 [/COLOR][/B] [SIZE="1"] We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.[/SIZE]

07-15-2005, 10:54 PM	#3
zach1288 Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: PA Posts: 363 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission LOL