These are about all the D-Bag truck owners, this does not apply to those who actually use their trucks for work.
I use it as a commuter/crap hauler/jeep puller
-When you think it is fast. Its faster then the YJ
Oh your truck can go fast in a straight line? Lets see it try to turn doing over 80 mph.
I probably could
Everything from here down does not apply to me
A guy in a modded diesel truck tried passing two cars on a main road. As soon as he got past the cars he had to slam on the brakes because a corner was coming up soon.
My friend with a modded Duramax wants to race my Jeep. There's two reasons that hasn't happened:
1. His Allison transmission crapped the bed, and the truck won't move
2. His second Allison transmission crapped the bed, and the truck won't move
-When you have 35s but have never driven on a dirt road
-When you put stacks on it, big rig tires, and huge tow mirrors and think its a big rig
-When you need the extended cab long bed version but you live by yourself in an apartment.
-When you get frustrated with traffic so you drive on people's lawns to get around it.
-When everyone in a truck somehow drinks Monster energy drinks or rides Dirtbikes (Fox stickers)
-When the tail lights are tinted so dark that when you hit the brakes nobody behind you can tell.
-When you have mud tires on 20" chrome rims
-When you don't know how to drive a big vehicle so you can never keep the truck in between the lines.
-When you can't park in a single space so you park across 4 spaces
-When you have a trailer attached but park in a space anyway leaving the trailer sticking out and blocking the parking lot
-When you drive down the highway at 80 mph with a bunch of loose lumber in the bed talking on the phone
-When you put a leveling kit on your truck and HID headlights and wonder why oncoming drivers always blind you