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11-03-2006, 07:34 PM
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BRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!
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Would you upgrade yourself?
I saw a commercial for Robo Sapien and that got me thinking about the possibilites for bionics/cybernetics. If you could get implants, would you? Would you want built-in night vision? Super hearing? Super strength? Me, I'd love it. GPS piped right into my head. Night vision, super hearing, the works.
And before you guys get started, I don't wanna hear about bionic penis implants.
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11-03-2006, 07:44 PM
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You come back...one year!
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I saw a commercial for Robo Sapien and that got me thinking about the possibilites for bionics/cybernetics. If you could get implants, would you? Would you want built-in night vision? Super hearing? Super strength? Me, I'd love it. GPS piped right into my head. Night vision, super hearing, the works.
And before you guys get started, I don't wanna hear about bionic penis implants.
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I'd want bionic elbows. I think that'd be cool.
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11-03-2006, 07:45 PM
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Disgruntled Jeepforum'er
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11-03-2006, 07:46 PM
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Location: StarTown, NC
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I'd want bionic elbows. I think that'd be cool.
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The American Dream, if ya will, is the only man alive with bionic elbows, hahahaha
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11-03-2006, 07:51 PM
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Disgruntled Jeepforum'er
Join Date: Oct 2005
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The Canadian Dream, if ya will, is the only man alive with bionic elbows, hahahaha
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There fixed it for ya.
Those elbows would have to be made of something synthetic. Medal would cause problems in the extreme canadian cold. And wearing 4 flanel shirts would not be practical.
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11-03-2006, 07:53 PM
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Dusty Rhodes is the American Dream, darn it!
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11-03-2006, 07:55 PM
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You come back...one year!
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Dusty Rhodes is the American Dream, darn it!
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haha I'm a huge wrestling fan and I didn't even get that reference until you explained it.
He's just a common man, workin hard with his hands..................
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11-03-2006, 07:59 PM
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I would love to have my right shoulder replaced. I could go back to the military then. Suffer from chronic dislocations from even the smallest tasks. Sucks to be going down the road, shift gears, and POP! out of joint she goes!
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11-03-2006, 08:02 PM
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I'll take an elongo-schlong, please. 
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11-03-2006, 08:08 PM
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I is the laws
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I just want a second bladder installed . . . There's room in there, just put it where the appendix and/or gall bladder were
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11-04-2006, 12:14 AM
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Titanium hands..
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11-04-2006, 02:55 AM
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so weird that there are these sites devoted to fake stuff. like that automotive one that sells flux-capacitors and the one for like gen-pets or whatever.
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat!
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11-04-2006, 08:39 AM
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I'd want a set of *****in' Chainsaw hands.
But I'd probably never be able to hold babies anymore.
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11-04-2006, 08:58 AM
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I'd want one of those plugs in the back of my head. Like in The Matrix.
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11-04-2006, 09:00 AM
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You come back...one year!
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I'd want a set of *****in' Chainsaw hands.
But I'd probably never be able to hold babies anymore.
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or wipe your butt
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