Worst Jeep Ever - Page 4

90SaharaJeep · 04-24-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by XtrailratedJ

"What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy..."

XCELLENT SONG!

Camo Deere · 04-24-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Haik

although I don't mind the powdered ones either... jelly filled with the white sugar on it? pretty good stuff, like cocaine, thats good stuff on donuts.

Yea.

**War Eagle** · 04-24-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Haik

although pretty good stuff, like cocaine, thats good stuff on donuts.

Cocaine is not good on donuts.

**RollerHman** · 04-24-2008, 11:59 AM

its great on donuts.

**Haik** · 04-24-2008, 12:04 PM

what other vice are you going to use for seasoning? you cant exactly inject some "H" into a jelly donut.. it takes like crap if you do

**Boreal** · 04-24-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Camo Deere

I may stay in Florida just to get started, though, going to be in accounting.

Don't do it!!!!

**RollerHman** · 04-24-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Boreal21

Don't do it!!!!

yeah, accounting blows

**War Eagle** · 04-24-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Haik

what other vice are you going to use for seasoning? you cant exactly inject some "H" into a jelly donut.. it takes like crap if you do

The cocaine just makes your mouth go numb. And eating cocaine doesn't really do much for you. Now if you could snort a jelly donut it would be awesome.

**jneal** · 04-24-2008, 12:24 PM

and on the seventh day god created...

and it was good

XtrailratedJ · 04-24-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hrothgar

ok, I'll admit I was off on the drive time... Just seemed like it took longer cause of the large groups I went with. Always hurry up and wait.

Citrus = 2 hours, not much more than sandy roads, fines for being anywhere but on the roads I was told
Ocala = 1.5 hours, same as citrus
Richloam = 1 hour, lots of deep water, sandy roads,
Hard Rock not familiar with
A-Pit or Alpha pit as we called it, right but the speedway. 1.5 hours, in ocala, Former mine, questionable legality.
B-Pit heard about this place, but never been. It's also in Ocala right? Owned by the same people?
Croom = Thought this was motorcycle trails only?
I75 & SR52 = ah yes, the Anthill. Also questionable legality. Last I heard this place was posted no tresspassing and fenced off.
You forgot to mention the place in Dover, the extremely questionable superfund site.
And of course there is the Lakeland mud bogs if you want to spends the next 3 weeks cleaning your rig...

I stand by my statement about legal places to wheel are few and far between.

Citrus has all the big clay washouts, great for flexing out.

Hard Rock is truely awesome. Some of the best wheeling in FL, if you dont mind paying $25 per day access fee. It is actually a motocross park, but they also have some sick Jeep trails and I hear they just opened a rock garden. http://www.hardrockmx.com

B-Pit is near A-Pit. Reminds me of a rainforest. Maybe just bc its rained everytime I've been there.

Croom did have some OHV trails open at one point. Nothing a Honda CRV couldnt handle, but good for a relaxing afternoon drive out in the woods.

I75 & SR52 - I've actually never been to the Anthill. A buddy of mine has a huge piece of property (700+ acres) and access to construction equipment so we have actually constructed some pretty mean obstacles to wheel.

Lakeland Mud Bogs? I'll definately have to pass. Maybe if I had a FS Bronco w/ 7892643786"s of lift and 52" tera tires.

I am interested in hearing more about this superfund site in Dover. Might be worth checking out.

Anyways my point being, there are places to wheel here in FL. There is no comparison to the places in GA, NC, and further north. But then again what do you expect, Its Florida. Florida is flat. Gotta take what we can get.

**Haik** · 04-24-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jneal

and on the seventh day god created...

and it was good

Preach on Brother!!

That **** is the BOMB

Hrothgar · 04-24-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by XtrailratedJ

Citrus has all the big clay washouts, great for flexing out.

Hard Rock is truely awesome. Some of the best wheeling in FL, if you dont mind paying $25 per day access fee. It is actually a motocross park, but they also have some sick Jeep trails and I hear they just opened a rock garden. http://www.hardrockmx.com

B-Pit is near A-Pit. Reminds me of a rainforest. Maybe just bc its rained everytime I've been there.

Croom did have some OHV trails open at one point. Nothing a Honda CRV couldnt handle, but good for a relaxing afternoon drive out in the woods.

I75 & SR52 - I've actually never been to the Anthill. A buddy of mine has a huge piece of property (700+ acres) and access to construction equipment so we have actually constructed some pretty mean obstacles to wheel.

Lakeland Mud Bogs? I'll definately have to pass. Maybe if I had a FS Bronco w/ 7892643786"s of lift and 52" tera tires.

I am interested in hearing more about this superfund site in Dover. Might be worth checking out.

Anyways my point being, there are places to wheel here in FL. There is no comparison to the places in GA, NC, and further north. But then again what do you expect, Its Florida. Florida is flat. Gotta take what we can get.

Oh I completely understand on taking what you can get...

Yea, I had to pass on the mud bogs too. I know one guy who took a brand new commander out there and sunk it in the mud, and then was surprised when Jeep gave him hassles about warrentying the transmission when it chit the bed.

It's good to hear Florida finally has a place like hard rock, even if you do have to pay.

devildog0331 · 04-24-2008, 01:21 PM

Reckon you make me some biscuits.

XtrailratedJ · 04-24-2008, 01:36 PM

So I find it amusing that this thread was supposed to be about the "Worst Jeep Ever," yet included no pics with only a vague description of one kid's opinion of an ugly Jeep for only the first 5-8 posts out of a current 58. It goes on to breakfast pastries and sandwiches. Then a short discussion of Tampa, back to breakfast, a little bit more on Tampa and Central FL, and right back to doughnuts. Is there a correllation between Jeepers and cases of ADHD/ADD?

How many cases of beer do you think one could fit in the back of an XJ...

...in the rear cargo area?

...with the rear seat folded flat?

**War Eagle** · 04-24-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by XtrailratedJ

So I find it amusing that this thread was supposed to be about the "Worst Jeep Ever," yet included no pics with only a vague description of one kid's opinion of an ugly Jeep for only the first 5-8 posts out of a current 58. It goes on to breakfast pastries and sandwiches. Then a short discussion of Tampa, back to breakfast, a little bit more on Tampa and Central FL, and right back to doughnuts. Is there a correllation between Jeepers and cases of ADHD/ADD?

How many cases of beer do you think one could fit in the back of an XJ...

...in the rear cargo area?

...with the rear seat folded flat?

Yeah Krispy Kreme really IS the best.