Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Birmingham, AL
Walk around in your underwear.
Pee with the lid down and the door open. Hell, go pee in the yard.
Get incredibly drunk.
Go to bed. When she gets in and tries to cuddle up next to you give her the cold shoulder. Pretend to have a headache. Don't talk to her for three days. When she asks what's wrong, tell her "nothing." If she persists, tell her "you know damn well what's wrong." After a couple of days she will apologize for everything under the sun and you get to have really good make-up sex. At least that's how it works when I have a guys night out.
Originally Posted by Keith
JF without War Eagle? That's like a beach without broken glass littered about. I shudder at the thought.
I was under the assumption that you were Keith?