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post #1 of Old 08-17-2004, 10:03 PM Thread Starter
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When the girls have a girls' night out

What to do when the better half has a night out?

Post like mad on www.jeepforum.com is what to do! I am bored.

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post #2 of Old 08-17-2004, 10:17 PM
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Go out! have fun, drive around, look for shining lights in the distacne and follow them, unless you have to go to work tomrrow, in that case, you can, um, play monoply with yourself ...but I do know the feeling of being very bored, all I do is hop in the car, open the sunroof and drive, at the end of the night either I learned something about the city, I learned something about my car, or I learned that gas isnt cheap

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Walk around in your underwear.

Pee with the lid down and the door open. Hell, go pee in the yard.

Get incredibly drunk.

Go to bed. When she gets in and tries to cuddle up next to you give her the cold shoulder. Pretend to have a headache. Don't talk to her for three days. When she asks what's wrong, tell her "nothing." If she persists, tell her "you know damn well what's wrong." After a couple of days she will apologize for everything under the sun and you get to have really good make-up sex. At least that's how it works when I have a guys night out.

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post #4 of Old 08-17-2004, 10:28 PM Thread Starter
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Walk around in your underwear.
Check.

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Pee with the lid down and the door open. Hell, go pee in the yard.
That's a good idea.

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post #5 of Old 08-17-2004, 10:41 PM
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Don't forget to throw up in the living room.


Blame it on the dog.

It's simply useless to argue on the interwebs. It's akin to arguing with a toddler. Doing so only makes you look silly and they always poop their pants.
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post #6 of Old 08-18-2004, 02:02 AM
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Sit on your couch, and just stare at the tv until you begin to drool, like this
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post #7 of Old 08-18-2004, 04:31 AM
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Pee with the lid down and the door open.
and when your done, put the lid back in the upright position

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post #8 of Old 08-18-2004, 05:42 AM
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when the lady of the house is out its not so bad. i put the kids to bed as early as i can and spend some quality time with my PS2. i have half a dozen games and have only finished one (the others i have not made past the first level)she usually gets home to find me sleeping ont he couch with a controller still in my hand

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and when your done, put the lid back in the upright position

I have a friend that always, always puts both lids (you know, the ring and the cover thing) down. He figures if he has to pick up the lid every time he's gotta piss, she should have to also. I thought it was pretty good logic. But then my wife.....


....uh, well, nevermind.

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Invite over that cute neighbor that you've been eyeballing

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Invite over that cute neighbor that you've been eyeballing
thats just wrong.......

watch sports

invite your buddies over to play cards

go out to the bar

go to a strip club

walk around naked

watch the playboy channel

work on your jeep!
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I have a friend that always, always puts both lids (you know, the ring and the cover thing) down. He figures if he has to pick up the lid every time he's gotta piss, she should have to also. I thought it was pretty good logic. But then my wife.....


....uh, well, nevermind.
If both lids don't go down in my house, someone is in trouble. It bugs me to have the toilet sitting there open. Besides, if it's open, I will drop something in or I'll find my cat halfway in the bowl, drinking from it.

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That would be trouble, too. Going to a strip club is a family event.
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If both lids don't go down in my house, someone is in trouble. It bugs me to have the toilet sitting there open. Besides, if it's open, I will drop something in or I'll find my cat halfway in the bowl, drinking from it.



That would be trouble, too. Going to a strip club is a family event.
ok then, hooters
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ok then, hooters
For the wings, of course.

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of course! look at the wings on them!
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