[Poor Boy]

Originally Posted by JeepinYahoo

OMG! I hear ya, that hurts so bad. Once when I has like 8 or 10 I crashed out in the mountains on my bike, I was going full speed down a gravel road with no protective gear. I still have a bunch of scars and that was like 15 years ago. I was a little kid then and of course went to the E.R. My face got it bad and my elbows and of course hands. It knocked out two baby teeth. Nothing like removing rocks frim inside wounds...ouch!

ooo. that reminds me of another wicked stupid injury. i was 7 or 8, cuising down some hill on my bike, and decided i was going to impress the neighborhood girl, by placing one foot on my seat, and the other on my handlebars. sure enough, i jack knife the front end, and proceed what seemed like half a mile through the air before i hit, slid, bounced, rolled and slid again on the pavement. my dad shows up about 6 minutes after a neighbor phones, looks at me, throws up and passes out. my mom was called (she was an emt), and she poured my shock-ridden *** into the car to the hospital. i had very little skin left on my left hand side, and that was mostly embedded with clothing and terra firma. my thumb was about two inches down from my elbow. you should have seen what i could do with it after the anesthetic set it. i was making the whole ER sick.

[Muddeprived]

Originally Posted by Matt Gertsch

I dislocated/hyper extended my right knee by kicking my rig.

Now that's a winner. I would be if i saw that.

[ronprice]

Originally Posted by marley66

holy **** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine looked like this after it was FIXED
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[Muddeprived]

This thread reminds me of http://www.bangedup.com/



ewww

[VICTIM_OF_PAIN]

Originally Posted by Eat Me

and decided i was going to impress the neighborhood girl

There was only one girl in your neighborhood?

[Poor Boy]

Originally Posted by aprez27

There was only one girl in your neighborhood?

that's not funny! but that doesn't make it any less true.

[lanedeesie]

not the worst or dumbest, but most recent. last night i was playing with a friends knife, spinning it around, tryin to look cool basically, when it slipped and stuck into my forearm. didnt hurt at all because i went past the nerves, but it bled pretty good

[R. Potts]

Originally Posted by ronprice

Mine looked like this after it was FIXED

Damn man, how'd you manage that? I get to have mine re-gauzed tomorrow, and I'll definitely get some more pictures of it at the Orthopedic Surgeon's.

[HilltopperYJ]

i have plenty

one involves a "show" that a friend and i pull when we ride bulls

bull riders wear really tough chest protectors, well whenever we would be out and about (usually around rodeo times) anyway the gag works when we pretend we dont know each other

person 1 wears the vest and a big sweatshirt who accidently bumps into / kisses the girlfriend of / watever else we think of. person 2 then gets peed off, person 1 walks away. person 2 runs to the truck , grabs a ball bat and takes a run at person 1 , who upon hearing the warning / gasps / screams ect, turns around full front and takes a full blown ball bat to the chest, they stagger catch thier breath (it still hurts) and then get up and chase person 2 back to thier vehicle

thus making person 1 look like a complete hard A-fifty-five


well one night my buddy accidently swings a little lol, catching my hip bone . So i hit the ground and start gasping and moaning, he thinks its part of the gag and waits for me to get up and get mad, finally i get up and try to keep the charade going but its less convincing , so he does the drive off , but to the spectators it made it look like he was just running away to avoid trouble as opposed to running away from a guy who can take a ball bat to the chest

wishing to avoid akward questions and such , when someone asked if i needed a ride to the hospital i said i cant i got warrants so i just limp back to my truck and drive off

[Pedro_Slick]

I was playing basketball and tripped over the bleachers falling on my head and my back slammed into the wall. the floor ripped my forehead open and I ended up getting 4 stitches in my forehead.

[Barnfind]

it involved a warm apple pie that was to hot and well lets say my friend

[Orvisman]

ziged when i should of zaged

[yjJeff]

Thinking I could beat someone in a knife fight. Butcher knife to the heart, 3 minutes of flatline and one hell of a surgery later I learned "hey *******, you're not invincible."

[TedderX_]

i ran into a pile of bricks. like literally ran into them. it was at night.

so i'm not missing a piece of my leg bone and still have a dent there.

[WhtJeep]

Dumbest was letting my gf drive my exploder and crashing it at 80 on the highway into the guard rail. Oh then being a target for for 3 other cars to hit at 70+ each time. Oh then having a state trooper smash into you. God that day was fun.