Whats the worst you've been busted checkin someone out?

jeepsurf · 02-07-2009, 10:55 PM

I'll go first. This happened a couple years back.

My GF wanted to stop by this hippie / beachware store. I wasnt really wanting to go, but got drug along. She was zippin from rack to rack (like girls do in stores) so I decided to go look at their one rack of guy stuff. Next to the guy rack was the changing stall. It was two walls, about 6' tall with a curtin that didn't extend wall to wall. It left about 4 inches on each side. I happened to look over and I see boobies! nice ones. I remember thinking to myself, "man they need a wider curtin." Then I figured I had better get away from there before somebody gets the wrong idea. (I wasnt being a perv, I just happen to look over and there they were. I might have did the deer in headlight thing for about 10 sec.)

I wonder back to my GF and asked her if she was ready to go. We're standing there for a minute and this girl comes up. I have never see her before. She stares at me all mean faced and asks me "DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK?" I mean all loud too. Everybody in the store turned around and looked at me, including my GF. Holy crap. My mouth dropped wideeee open. The girl stormed off and I felt like diving face first thru the window. My GF asked me wtf she was talking about. I played dumb. I was like "I thought you knew her. I dunno" It blew over kinda quick and I let it. All I got from my GF was a puzzled look and she kept shopping. Needless to say I just stay outta girl stores these days.

_Yeti_ · 02-08-2009, 01:39 AM

hahaha that would suck. Whenever I get busted checking a girl out I just ask my girl, "Did you see her lazy eye )duck feet, unibrow, etc)?"

It usually works.

Next time a girl catches you checkin her out just say "That's a spicey meatball!"

TwistedcaB- · 02-08-2009, 02:40 AM

haha i was at the DMV with a friend the other day and me and my buddy were checkin out a girl and she didnt catch us but her mom did... and she was a lunch lady at our school....

dawg1968 · 02-08-2009, 05:14 AM

That was a funny story. My wife points out chicks that I might like. Can't say that I have ever been busted.

BorderC · 02-08-2009, 05:30 AM

in high school I saw a girl in a bathroom stall with no door taking a piss. She promptly informed me that I was in the girls bathroom...

shiftless06 · 02-08-2009, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jeepsurf

I'll go first. This happened a couple years back.

My GF wanted to stop by this hippie / beachware store. I wasnt really wanting to go, but got drug along. She was zippin from rack to rack (like girls do in stores) so I decided to go look at their one rack of guy stuff. Next to the guy rack was the changing stall. It was two walls, about 6' tall with a curtin that didn't extend wall to wall. It left about 4 inches on each side. I happened to look over and I see boobies! nice ones. I remember thinking to myself, "man they need a wider curtin." Then I figured I had better get away from there before somebody gets the wrong idea. (I wasnt being a perv, I just happen to look over and there they were. I might have did the deer in headlight thing for about 10 sec.)

I wonder back to my GF and asked her if she was ready to go. We're standing there for a minute and this girl comes up. I have never see her before. She stares at me all mean faced and asks me "DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK?" I mean all loud too. Everybody in the store turned around and looked at me, including my GF. Holy crap. My mouth dropped wideeee open. The girl stormed off and I felt like diving face first thru the window. My GF asked me wtf she was talking about. I played dumb. I was like "I thought you knew her. I dunno" It blew over kinda quick and I let it. All I got from my GF was a puzzled look and she kept shopping. Needless to say I just stay outta girl stores these days.

man, you sure mentioned "rack" a bunch!

Got busted checking out a nice looking mom (mid 30's built like a 20 year old athlete) at a local park. My wife then proceed to walk up to her and introduce me to the leader of her MOPS group!

DiabloYJ · 02-08-2009, 07:46 AM

I was grocery shopping with the girl the other day. She was walking about 15 feet in front of me because we had like split up to get what we needed. Anyways as I'm walking down the main aisle I notice this extremely attractive chick to my left and proceed to start checking her out while I walked by. I was staring so hard I walked right into my girl who had noticed what I was doing and stopped to call me on it. There was no getting out of this one, she was cool about it and even imitates me doing it from time to time.

sitdwnandhngon · 02-08-2009, 11:40 AM

Every time I get caught we usually end up doing the horizontal love jig. So I make it a point to get caught as often as possible.

*In reality however. I've been caught looking numerous times. Never had anything bad come from it though, usually just a smile from the other girl, and my girl rolling her eyes.

TJs06TJ · 02-08-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by _Yeti_

hahaha that would suck. Whenever I get busted checking a girl out I just ask my girl, "Did you see her lazy eye )duck feet, unibrow, etc)?"

It usually works.

Next time a girl catches you checkin her out just say "That's a spicey meatball!"

I do the exact same thing. She usually comes back with something even worse about her.

JeeperCane · 02-08-2009, 12:32 PM

If you're talking about getting caught by the girl you're checking out, that's usually a good thing. If you think quick, you can almost always capitalize on it.

-Shoey- · 02-08-2009, 12:41 PM

I got busted a coupla weeks ago by both the milf I was checking out, and my woman.

I rounded the corner into an isle, and lo and behold, there she be, her, and those bodacious ta-ta's. Lets also point out the fact that this woman knew she looked good too, she was out with her 6-7 year old son, and was dressed rather conervatively, other than the fact that her bewbs were staring me in the face.

So apparently I have this dumbstruck look on my face, which is noticed by both the milf, and my g/f. The milf knowingly smiles as she walks by, knowing she has slayed yet another teenage male with her pair of awesome jumblies. I glance at my woman, and I'm getting the evil stare. I just start laughing uncontrollably, struck like I was 13 again. Needless to say, I still haven't heard the last of it.

prjohnson · 02-08-2009, 01:01 PM

Whenever I was about 12 or 13 in school, I got busted looking up some chicks shorts. She was sitting down & you could see everything.

She totally called me out in class.

Coyotes97 · 02-08-2009, 01:57 PM

When I was 14 or 15 in school there was this girl wearing those white cotton stretch pants that were popular back in the early 90s. She must have been all out of clean underwear that day because she decided to go commando. My eyes locked in on the - um 'dark triangle' and I forgot all about getting busted. She called me out right there in the hallway and asked if I got a good look. I was pretty shy back then so I just blushed and walked away. She gave me a dirty look everytime she saw me from then on.

A couple years ago I went to a gas station while I was on lunch from work. As I was walking in this girl came out. She was very slim and attractive but she had tig ol bitties and was wearing a silk tunic-type top - sans bra. She was walking fast like she was in a hurry and she was jiggling all over. I was to her right so she couldn't see me without turning her head so I just figured I was in for a free show. Suddenly I noticed a set of eyes staring at me from the girls left. From my perspective, just in front of the boobies. Apparently my wife had chosen to go to the same gas station on her lunch.

**RollerHman** · 02-08-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Coyotes97

When I was 14 or 15 in school there was this girl wearing those white cotton stretch pants that were popular back in the early 90s. She must have been all out of clean underwear that day because she decided to go commando. My eyes locked in on the - um 'dark triangle' and I forgot all about getting busted. She called me out right there in the hallway and asked if I got a good look. I was pretty shy back then so I just blushed and walked away. She gave me a dirty look everytime she saw me from then on.

thats when you pull a mclovin, tell her the time and run away.

**NEVERSWEAT** · 02-08-2009, 02:25 PM

As a young lad I lived in an apartment complex. There was a ballet dancer who lived about 4 down from me in the upstairs apartment.a girl of 5'seven or so with a beautiful shape and long auburn hair. Small bust line but very shapely proportioned legs.. no kankles or cylinder legs.. or calfless quads.. pretty damn near perfect.. ( definition of perfect...toes on one end, bajina on the other) We had community laundromat. I thought she was a fox from day one.. no thinking, she was!!!!!! Everybody thought it.. hell my rommies wanted to knock bottom out but nobody would approach her, including me even though we were kind of friends.
I always had been in great shape and did triathalons and maybe that was a connection I didn't recognized till much later. . One day I pass her going to laundry, I was leaving, she was coming in. Me being the testosterone filled wor monger I was at that time I march right back into the laundry room open up her wash machine and grab the prettiest panties I could immediately find to sniff the crouch out of.
Who should walk through the door as I am wearing these damn things like a gas mask but her.. my beautiful ballerina

I am ****ing shocked, I got caught so read handed, and pathetic me with no where to run as there was only one door in and out.. which she was blocking

I did not lie. How could I. Busted big time. I told her I was diggin her every since she moved in and I was mortified to ask her out because she was so hot. I was sure she would turn me down so I did not want to humiliate myself, which after that all bets were off in my young life. I got the Geiko stare and a small smile almost smirkish.. I thought ok.. here comes the part where she says I am going to turn you in to the land lady or something and I get booted as a perv but that didn't happen.

Her actions did not warrant my innate need to breath in that warm sweet damp smell of her non wobbly secret parts. She told me even though it was totally unorthodox and a bit wierd she was flattered just the same as she thought there was something wrong with her as nobody would approach her. After that we started dating. The rest was history for a few years. Ya ever had a dancer? Ya gotta try it once. Ask Charley Bronson for his reference too. No don't, Jill passed on but his interviews always stated that he loved his ballerina wife. Just the same, if you get a chance to go long
(metaphorically speaking) with a ballerina do not pass it up.

Disclaimer: This is not something you want to try these days as there are now strains of disease and weapons not even thought of back then that could somehow...at the very least cloud your day