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Old 01-23-2007, 09:45 PM   #76
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I was out roosting around in the rhubard and a guy and his buddies flagged me to come over. I drove over got out and and chilled for a minute. He goes on a rant about how he's got tonnes of parts for YJs and tried pawning off to me a bunch of **** I already had. "I got sweet offset rims, u want those?" says the pizza face redneck?
I look at my wheels:
"Uh, no that's ok... I've got s...." cuts me off...
Redneck again "ok you're gonna wanna take out your rear track bar you know..."
I go, "riiiiiggght, do you see one under there?" (it's gone)
He goes, "uh huh, well do you need some shackles? Wait, do you even know what a shackle is?"
I proceeded to get back into my jeep "ok, you guys have a good day" and ****ed off.
Everyone knows the best way to impress Jeep chicks is to talk about fleece waxing pants and not trying to sound smart talking parts. Well, almost everyone.

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Old 01-24-2007, 09:48 AM   #77
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Him- Hit this hole
Me- It's been raining all day, don't you think it's gotton a bunch deeper, I barely made it though last time
Him- Naw its fine

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mmmmmm! Donut!
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:31 AM   #78
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"it'd be better offroad w/ an IFS"
"why 'on't you put 22's on dat shiz, get some new shoes too"
"dude...do the hopping thing, like the low-riders...i bet you could stand it on the spare"
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:35 AM   #79
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mmmmmm! Donut!

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Old 01-25-2007, 07:12 AM   #80
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A buddy of mine with a 2000 X model with a 3 inch BL and 33's said to me just last week "if I stack another 2 inch BL on there I can run 37's" And was dead serious. It took me the better part of an afternoon to dissuade him from this.
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:28 AM   #81
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A buddy of mine with a 2000 X model with a 3 inch BL and 33's said to me just last week "if I stack another 2 inch BL on there I can run 37's" And was dead serious. It took me the better part of an afternoon to dissuade him from this.

what, thats a bad idea?

does he have ANY suspension lift at all?...if not, that thing must look like crap, along with being a dangerous rig on the trail, especially if he goes ahead with another 2 inches
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:55 AM   #82
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Oh I love the attempts to stir the pot a little......
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:41 AM   #83
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Me and Smhoken talking about another guys fuel injector problems in his cherokee

Smhoken: Oh wait, he has the carbed 4.2 right?
Me: Not if he is having fuel injector problems.
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Old 01-25-2007, 11:56 AM   #84
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the only thing that i can really think of isnt the funniest, but more so akward. I was at a friends house a while back, and my CJ was parked in is driveway. The principal of my school lives accross the street from my friend, and the principal comes out to check his mail and my friend and I were standing near my jeep. and trying to be friendly, the principal says;

Principal- Hey, is that your jeep?
Me- Yeah
Principal- It has big wheels (33x12.5 AT's)
Me- ..Thank you.....(long pause)
Principal- Well, i have to get going, see you guys at school

Not the best story, but people who i tell the story to at school find it kinda funny. And for the record, my principal drives a gold PT cruiser if that makes a difference
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:49 PM   #85
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what, thats a bad idea?

does he have ANY suspension lift at all?...if not, that thing must look like crap, along with being a dangerous rig on the trail, especially if he goes ahead with another 2 inches
It has 0 suspension lift but looks like it may have at one time because the axles are off center like the trackbars are to long. the jeep was a rebuild and likely just thrown back together. He now is convinced to cut down the BL pucks and get a 4 inch suspension lift.
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:07 PM   #86
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the other day i was putting on my throttle body spacer when some girls walked up.

Girl: Working on your car?
(i had the hood open and my tools laying around)
Me: Yeah
Girl: Its a jeep right?
Me: Yeah, it is
Girl: Does it have four wheel drive
Me: Yes
Girl: Do you take it off roading?
me: yeah i do
Girl: Cool (then walks away)
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:45 PM   #87
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the other day i was putting on my throttle body spacer when some girls walked up.

Girl: Working on your car?
(i had the hood open and my tools laying around)
Me: Yeah
Girl: Its a jeep right?
Me: Yeah, it is
Girl: Does it have four wheel drive
Me: Yes
Girl: Do you take it off roading?
me: yeah i do
Girl: Cool (then walks away)
Sigh*** That was code for hey I want you to bang me.......you should have taken advantage of the situation instead of being a tool
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:47 PM   #88
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Sigh*** That was code for hey I want you to bang me.......you should have taken advantage of the situation instead of being a tool
Seriously
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:56 PM   #89
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I just traded in my TJ for a Pontiac.
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:25 PM   #90
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