whats the dumbest thing another jeeper has ever said to you?

drummerwookie · 01-22-2007, 07:35 AM

ah yes, another jeeper....even we say dumb thing from time to time, especially when on the trails with our friends

my buddy-"dude, you can make it, im sure of it!"

me-*spinning the hell outa my tires bouncing off redline in 4th gear 4-lo*

my buddy-"oops"

another time, i was out wheeling in my first jeep, a 95 YJ, and i got my jeep stuck in a bad spot. in front of the jeep no more then 3 inches was a 4 foot completely vertical wall of mud, and behind me, wedged under and around my rear tires, very wet rock..(i was in a creek)

i was a rookie at wheeling, and not doing it the correct way to get out, well, according to my other jeeping buddy..lol

he hollars at me "C'mon Khori, get outa the jeep and let me show ya how its done"

so, like an idiot, i get out and let him get in..lol..my spotter stayed in the jeep, and my buddy is rocking the jeep back and fourth slamming thru the gears..lol..finally i hollar "dont break my jeep", he looks at my spotter and asked how the jeep looked on that side bc he kept ramming it into that mud wall....

he turns around and told me my spotter said it was ok....(complete lie by the way)..lol..he finally gets it out, and i look at the right front steel fender, and the front was bent in all the way under...lol...

he then goes "oh, by the way, when i asked your spotter how i was, he told me the fender was digging into the wall but i kept going anyways"...lol

for some reason i wasnt mad...i was laughing to hard...we just bent it back out by hand and it just left a small little dent where the crease was

JeepNazi101 · 01-22-2007, 08:05 AM

Him- Why don't you disconnect your front swaybar?

Me- Because its a Currie Anti-Rock sway bar.

Him- It still needs to be disconnected!

**ionakana** · 01-22-2007, 08:15 AM

watch this!

drummerwookie · 01-22-2007, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ionakana

watch this!

hell yes brotha..lol

thats gotta be the dumbest for him, yet most amusing thing for us to hear come out of another jeepers mouth

mpwal099 · 01-22-2007, 09:04 AM

Was at the local Meijer one day and when I came out there was some young teenager in his stocker TJ. He says to me "Hey that's a nice Jeep. To bad it isn't trail rated like mine."

I said "Yep, that is the only thing wrong with it"

bobjp · 01-22-2007, 09:09 AM

The plane won't fly.

drummerwookie · 01-22-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mpwal099

Was at the local Meijer one day and when I came out there was some young teenager in his stocker TJ. He says to me "Hey that's a nice Jeep. To bad it isn't trail rated like mine."

I said "Yep, that is the only thing wrong with it"

oh man thats funny

.....was he serious?

i worked at our local meijers for a year and got my ZJ that i had then, stuck in a HUGE pile of snow...i mean HUGE...lol..a damn *cough* tracker *cough* pulled me out

Sh4dowRac3r · 01-22-2007, 09:11 AM

my friend: i was doin donuts in the parking lot today in 4wd...
me: ::slaps forehead::

Lostj · 01-22-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ionakana

watch this!

x50

LandRover · 01-22-2007, 09:23 AM

"We have a Jeep Wrangler too, but it has the hardtop, so it won't come off"

No lie. Exponentially stupid because the Jeep he was sitting in (mine) has a hardtop, which was not on the Jeep when he said it. He had been in my Jeep with the hardtop on before.

mpwal099 · 01-22-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by drummerwookie

oh man thats funny

.....was he serious?

unforntuately he was serious

Jeepsportster · 01-22-2007, 09:35 AM

"No it ain't that deep watch!"

Said jeeper then proceeded to jump his jeep into the river. After he managed to get out of the jeep there water was about 2" above his hood.

GroundClearance · 01-22-2007, 10:01 AM

Him- Hit this hole
Me- It's been raining all day, don't you think it's gotton a bunch deeper, I barely made it though last time
Him- Naw its fine

Result:

**ionakana** · 01-22-2007, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundClearance

Him- Hit this hole
Me- It's been raining all day, don't you think it's gotton a bunch deeper, I barely made it though last time
Him- Naw its fine

Result:

atleast the doughnuts look nice and dry!

MuddDog · 01-22-2007, 10:26 AM

Actually, I won't lie I was the stupid one in this case,

Me: I just bought a new Jeep and was looking to see what bumpers you carry and do you special order?

4WheelParts Store clerk: What do you have an LJ?

Me: No it's a TJ.

The 4Wheel guy never missed a beat and it never dawned on me till I got out of the store and I felt so stupid.

01-22-2007, 09:09 AM	#6
bobjp Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 486 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	The plane won't fly. __________________ 97 TJ sport. No swaybar. ;)

01-22-2007, 09:35 AM	#12
Jeepsportster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: College Station, Texas Posts: 5 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	"No it ain't that deep watch!" Said jeeper then proceeded to jump his jeep into the river. After he managed to get out of the jeep there water was about 2" above his hood.