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Unread 01-08-2010, 10:00 AM   #16
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What if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were to get married?
The vortex of hell would open and a demon child would damn the world. I hate those 2.

your answer to my thread, fail.

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Unread 01-08-2010, 10:03 AM   #17
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Unread 01-08-2010, 10:05 AM   #18
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What if Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were to get married?
What if this question gets this thread moved?
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Unread 01-08-2010, 10:33 AM   #19
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What if this question gets this thread moved?
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Unread 01-08-2010, 10:40 AM   #20
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What if I asked why you asked...
What if PRC stood for Perforated Raccoon Cocoon?
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:41 AM   #21
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What if I mixed 20 weight oil with 10 weight?
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:44 AM   #22
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What if I mixed 20 weight oil with 10 weight?
What if I told you..I see what you did there..
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:46 AM   #23
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:49 AM   #24
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:49 AM   #25
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What if zombies attacked Earth causeing Jeep Forums to seize existance and autoparts stores closed so that we couldnt fix our jeeps in time to save the human race.............
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:51 AM   #26
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What if correct spelling and punctuation was overrated?
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Unread 01-08-2010, 11:51 AM   #27
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What if



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Unread 01-08-2010, 12:05 PM   #28
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Unread 01-08-2010, 12:12 PM   #29
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What if tomorrow a dozen large alien ships were found orbiting Earth
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Unread 01-08-2010, 12:18 PM   #30
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What if tomorrow a dozen large alien ships were found orbiting Earth
then we'd need to round up Dr. Malcom and the fresh prince stat.
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