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10-05-2007, 07:48 PM
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What Am I Doing Wrong?
My wife's hot bi-sexual friend is staying with us for a week. She's been here 24 hours and I haven't even had a sniff at a threesome yet. What gives? This ain't like cinemax at all.
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10-05-2007, 07:54 PM
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Maybe you had your mouth cocked the wrong way when you asked them to have a three way.
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10-05-2007, 08:05 PM
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I'm tired
 
1992 YJ Wrangler
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They are tired, we had a lot of fun while you were at work.
By the way your wife told her that after having me today that you would be a waste of their time. I am heading back over Monday. Make sure there is some beer in the fridge.
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10-05-2007, 08:29 PM
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pics or
 um, maybe your wife is not into her or maybe your wife is not into you 
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10-05-2007, 08:34 PM
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You might just need more ecstasy and booze. Either that, or they're waiting for you to quit being the chick version of a **** block.
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10-05-2007, 08:37 PM
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just keep feeding them wine. that should help things heat up
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10-05-2007, 08:47 PM
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The trick is to catch them doing something together and walking in on it.
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10-05-2007, 08:51 PM
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10-05-2007, 08:54 PM
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10-05-2007, 09:38 PM
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1992 YJ Wrangler
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If i tryed this i would walk in while they are like painting their toenails....
Me: "Hey ladies....." *long pause* Her: "Honey, go put some pants on" *shorter pause* Her: "NOW" Me: ok
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10-05-2007, 11:05 PM
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Just call your wife the other girl's name when you're doing her.
She'll get the hint. 
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10-05-2007, 11:08 PM
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10-06-2007, 01:42 AM
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1982 CJ7
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Haha. I'm just joking around. My wife's bisexual friend IS staying with us, but that's as far as it goes. My wife isn't bisexual, and I've outgrown threesomes. It's all good if you're just fooling around, but it puts a strain on any serious relationship. I'm happy with what I have.
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10-06-2007, 02:02 AM
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10-06-2007, 02:17 AM
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2003 WJ
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i agree sounds like she saw the post..
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