[GasAxe]

Here's another one. Keep lowering his chair an inch every day until he notices and re-adjusts. Then start raising it an inch....

This is fun.

[mattman8706]

another good one

thanks

[TXjeepTJ]

flame thrower activated by the door opening

[SinCityCJ]

You could always pop all the keys off his keyboard and rearrange them. We did that to one of the guys where I work and it took a week for him to figure out why everything he typed was unreadable.

[p-rev]

get on his computer and go open microsoft word. go to the autocorrect settings and change common words like "and", "if", etc to correct themselves to bad words like ****, ****, etc

he'll be typing up letters and the words will just change themselves and i bet he wont notice

[little_Jeep]

piece of scrimp hidden in his office/workspace

[Jeep89JV]

Just a bit ago i began readin this entire thread. Noticed someone said the chair although said lower and raise it.

I say just rig it to become weakened, unthread as many bolts as you can and just (weak,blue)locktite them in place this way it wont immediately go the moment he sits in it(usually), instead will fall apart after a few times or him reclining.

[bradyman1]

Originally Posted by Jeep89JV

Just a bit ago i began readin this entire thread. Noticed someone said the chair although said lower and raise it.

I say just rig it to become weakened, unthread as many bolts as you can and just (weak,blue)locktite them in place this way it wont immediately go the moment he sits in it(usually), instead will fall apart after a few times or him reclining.

Ha Ha that reminds me of when that moo-cow I work with was reclining in her chair. I hear a loud thump and stuff falling. I walked into her office and the back had broken off her chair from her extreme weight! I laughed AND POINTED!!! It wasn't from loose bolts either, her weight sheared the plastic off. HA HA HA HA

[SDDAVE]

Get him a bill me later subscription to some gay magazine. Have it sent to work. List his car in the auto trader for $22.95. Smear a little cat poop on his chair.

[ImpactFabWorks]

Originally Posted by bradyman1

Ha Ha that reminds me of when that moo-cow I work with was reclining in her chair. I hear a loud thump and stuff falling. I walked into her office and the back had broken off her chair from her extreme weight! I laughed AND POINTED!!! It wasn't from loose bolts either, her weight sheared the plastic off. HA HA HA HA

you are pretty good at making yourself sound like an ***

[bradyman1]

Originally Posted by brian_nichols

you are pretty good at making yourself sound like an ***

Yeah that's cool though. You guys have no idea the crap I have dealt with from this ho. As i said before, I am not the only one around that can't stand her. Not too long ago we had several guys quit and she, and her misappropriations of company funds, and manpower were their biggest complaints. Her dad (the boss) even calls her out on her demeaning behavior.

[Boreal]

bradyman does sound pretty damn mean, but I've worked with some people that have made me want to do the stuff he does, I just never had the balls to do it.

You go man!

[ChickenOnAWire]

Originally Posted by AlTheKiller

thats from the office

another classic is to put all his work supplies into jello

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i voted that you need to do these that guy!!!!

[helicase50]

You could just unplug some **** on his car so that it doesn't harm it, but will make him call someone to fix. Hell even just unplug the battery, take off his gas cap so the light comes on.


Or you could wait till you are both out of work, and kick the **** out of him.

[theAuthority]

you just need to find his wife and give it to her old fashioned ... that'll make him cry ...