war at work - Page 6

harleysilo · 09-17-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RickHonzaRubicn

honestly come off gay, most people who annoy you and **** are total homophobic. i pour concrete for a living for my dads company. so of course i catch hell from his mexicans thinking im just there to stand around. but i work harder than them. but anyways they give me so much hell and annoy me so bad. so all i do is show them there not getting to me. if they begin bother me i just act gay towards them. sounds really crazy and you may think im gay but i purposely act gay towards them. i swear to you, you make this guy feel awkward and he think your gay he wont have anything to do with you.

You sound like a *****!

bradyman1 · 09-17-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mattman8706

wait a second... you kind of sound like the guy I work with... always acting better than other people....

No that would be her. I am the guy who can't stand it any more. She is very opinionated and almost everyone that works here hates her. She is the bosses daughter or she would be gone. He has even told me that in not so many words before

. I know I am no better, I just am not gonna let some hog t-bag me every chance she gets without rebelling. I didn't even go into the half of it, calling the guys lazy for getting sick etc... It's bad.

**LoneJeeper** · 09-17-2009, 02:17 PM

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

bradyman1 · 09-17-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneJeeper

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

I LOLed!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha

jeffa187 · 09-17-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneJeeper

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

best one so far

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneJeeper

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

I am trying to figure out how to take my phone apart right now

good idea

DeepSky · 09-17-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneJeeper

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

hahahaha, that's freaking genius!

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 02:34 PM

stupid new phones

they don't come apart

**Balvar24** · 09-17-2009, 02:38 PM

Superglue the handset to the reciever. He picks it up and hits himself. (yeah, yeah, Drew Carey Show)

**j_bydesign** · 09-17-2009, 02:39 PM

I find that signing him up for G^y porn site using his work e-mail is fairly effective... or you could go beastality on him?

**DBLJ** · 09-17-2009, 02:39 PM

That's a good one. Make sure they don't rattle.

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 02:40 PM

I will keep trying to get the handset apart....

**j_bydesign** · 09-17-2009, 02:41 PM

Take clear packingtape and cover the ear piece and or the mike on his hand set... if done well it will be suttle quite... but annoying

**Mobile_Homie** · 09-17-2009, 02:41 PM

I know you can out wit him. Just a little for instance. Whatever problem, work related, your talking about, let him know tat he is right. Then go into this. I have a clock in the spare room at home, I haven't replaced the batteries in it for over five years. (pause) You know, that thing is right twice a day.
I know you can out wit him all the time.

AlTheKillerr · 09-17-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneJeeper

every week, take apart his phone handset and add a nickel. when you get to 6 or 8 nickels, take them all out. when he answers the phone, he'll punch himself in the head.

thats from the office

another classic is to put all his work supplies into jello

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