war at work - Page 5

bradyman1 · 09-17-2009, 12:37 PM

Oh I forgot, she is a very heavy lady, and every chance I get I knock fat chicks or anything else she stands for ie. her hometown, country music, women's abilities (she thinks she is a buisness woman), etc.

mickmeister · 09-17-2009, 12:42 PM

Change his screensaver to the blue screen of death screensaver. LOL!

bradyman1 · 09-17-2009, 12:43 PM

Another good one is to do little jokes to everyone else in the office (funny stuff not annoying stuff i.e. mouse ball, or tape on the earpiece of the phone), and totaly exclude him. Then you cannot get in trouble for harassing him, and he will feel left out, starting the emotional raping!

theAuthority · 09-17-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bradyman1

Oh I forgot, she is a very heavy lady, and every chance I get I knock fat chicks or anything else she stands for ie. her hometown, country music, women's abilities (she thinks she is a buisness woman), etc.

dude you're just mean

bradyman1 · 09-17-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by theAuthority

dude you're just mean

She with held money that came out of MY paycheck that was supposed to go into my retirement for over a YEAR!

She said she is sorry that they got behind! I should have sued, I am not a finance company. When you mess with me and my family you get what's comming. She is lucky I am just being a dung hole about it, and not getting the law involved. I have lost all respect for her.

But yeah, I know it's mean. I don't direct the comments to her, but say them plenty loud for her to hear. One day I will grow up but until I do... This is currently the only thing keeping my sanity at work, I wish the job market was better. I would just remove myself from the situation!

theAuthority · 09-17-2009, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bradyman1

She with held money that came out of MY paycheck that was supposed to go into my retirement for over a YEAR!

She said she is sorry that they got behind! I should have sued, I am not a finance company. When you mess with me and my family you get what's comming. She is lucky I am just being a dung hole about it, and not getting the law involved. I have lost all respect for her.

But yeah, I know it's mean. I don't direct the comments to her, but say them plenty loud for her to hear. One day I will grow up but until I do... This is currently the only thing keeping my sanity at work, I wish the job market was better. I would just remove myself from the situation!

Ok well since you have a reason to do it .....

This thread is a 'why i hate co-workers' thread

I have a few complaints myself ... stupid wimmenz in the office.

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Mike1084 · 09-17-2009, 01:15 PM

Get a ripe banana and duct tape it somewhere in his office where he can't see it. Within a week he'll have fruit flys everywhere. In two weeks his whole office will be "ripe"

mickmeister · 09-17-2009, 01:21 PM

Is he a homophobe?

**Tom95YJ** · 09-17-2009, 01:43 PM

buy a cheap set of bluetooth speakers put them in the ceiling above of the tiles and play Abba on a loop at a low volume just loud enough to barley it playing, the next day play vanilla ice....... ect

It'll drive him crazy and he may get the songs stuck in his head also

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bradyman1

There is this um, "lady of the night" (not really but that is what i "affectionately" refer to her as if you get my drift) that I work with. I can't stand her. Everytime I send out an email I make sure I capitalize everyone's name but hers. I try at all cost to make her feel as insignifigant as possible. I walk past her every morning and ignore her when she says good morning. I will not look at her. She is 2 offices over and rather than talk to her about anything I need I EXCLUSIVELY email her. I talk to everyone else in the office and if she fits her way into the conversation, I abruptly turn around and leave. During meetings I refuse to look at her, even if I have to have a discussion with her. I generally act like she is not there and if I have to respond to something she says, I act as if it is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, this usually occurs when others are around.

In short, emotionally rape him!

wait a second... you kind of sound like the guy I work with... always acting better than other people....

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike1084

Get a ripe banana and duct tape it somewhere in his office where he can't see it. Within a week he'll have fruit flys everywhere. In two weeks his whole office will be "ripe"

GREAT IDEA!!!

I have had a bunch of fruit flies in my office for some reason. THEY WILL MOVE TO HIS

GENIUS!!! thanks!

GasAxe · 09-17-2009, 01:54 PM

Mark his house on a map of sex offenders and leave it where everyone will see it.

Park too close to his car.

Spill soda under his desk so his shoes stick to the floor.

Whisper to the other co-workers while pointing at him.

Carry a folder marked "CONFIDENTIAL - Employee Curtailment" and give him a we'll miss you, don't ever give up pep talk.

Call him Big Guy.

Leave religious pamplets on his desk. Marxist/Communist ones are good too.

Always reference him in the third person when talking to him.

Keep asking him how long it's been since he fell off the wagon.

Talk about some horrific topic you saw on Jerry Springer and mention how it reminded you of him.

Get the rest of the people in the office to take lunch early and don't tell him.

Get ahold of his keys and file them down a bit so they won't work.

When he talks to you, hold your breath and slowly back away from him a few feet before taking a deep breath.

**DBLJ** · 09-17-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mattman8706

GREAT IDEA!!!

I have had a bunch of fruit flies in my office for some reason.

Did you check for bananas stuck to your wall?

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 02:01 PM

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Did you check for bananas stuck to your wall?

haha I actually had a banana peel in my trash can a week or so ago and the dang flies are still here

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GasAxe

Mark his house on a map of sex offenders and leave it where everyone will see it.

Park too close to his car.

Spill soda under his desk so his shoes stick to the floor.

Whisper to the other co-workers while pointing at him.

Carry a folder marked "CONFIDENTIAL - Employee Curtailment" and give him a we'll miss you, don't ever give up pep talk.

Call him Big Guy.

Leave religious pamplets on his desk. Marxist/Communist ones are good too.

Always reference him in the third person when talking to him.

Keep asking him how long it's been since he fell off the wagon.

Talk about some horrific topic you saw on Jerry Springer and mention how it reminded you of him.

Get the rest of the people in the office to take lunch early and don't tell him.

Get ahold of his keys and file them down a bit so they won't work.

When he talks to you, hold your breath and slowly back away from him a few feet before taking a deep breath.

those are great

I will be using some of those