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fart spray FTMFW!!
spray one spray of that in his office, kick back and watch his reaction.
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Ok those are kinda cheesy,
I say GIVE HIM A NICKNAME, like sparky or cha-cha and only refer to him as that. |
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in a guys office i work with we were having a little fun with the anoy atron. since it had a few different noises we changed it weekly. we took the switch plate off and hid it in there for about a week then we moved it so it would be found. we also taped it under the countertop in the very back, but it wasnt seen easily. after a month or so the guy was going nuts. he thought he had it timed perfectly so he would hear it and get someone and wait for it to off again but it never did while someone was in there. everyone played it off like we couldnt hear a thing. it was extremely ammusing.
we also like to change keys around on the keyboard when people arent in. if he has an older mouse for his computer take out the trac ball. |
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You could get a dead fish (from fish market) and hide it somewhere in his office...
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drop a deuce in his coffee cup......
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super glue random things like a quarter and pencils to his desk. watch to see how long it takes him to figure it out.
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If you have the ceiling where you can stick pencils into it. Sharpen all your pencils and his and stick em in the ceiling right above his desk.
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punch him in back of the head when he's not looking
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"Sandstorms inflict damage of about $540 million per year, and losses of crops and forests due to acid rain amount to about $730 million per year. More serious are the $6 billion costs of the "green wall" of trees being built to shield Beijing against sand and dust, and the $7 billion per year of losses created by pest species. We enter the zone of impressive numbers when we consider the onetime cost of the 1996 floods ($27 billion, but still cheaper than the 1998 floods), the annual direct losses due to desertification ($42 billion), and the annual losses due to water and air pollution ($54 billion). The combination of the latter two items alone costs China the equivalent of 14% of its GDP each year." - Jared Diamond, Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed |
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Create a JeepForum account with his e-mail address and in the setings of that account make it so that every time you look at a thread it automaticaly sends updates of the latest post in each thread. Then open every thread you can in GD and PRC and any others you want so it floods his in box.
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There is this um, "lady of the night" (not really but that is what i "affectionately" refer to her as if you get my drift) that I work with. I can't stand her. Everytime I send out an email I make sure I capitalize everyone's name but hers. I try at all cost to make her feel as insignifigant as possible. I walk past her every morning and ignore her when she says good morning. I will not look at her. She is 2 offices over and rather than talk to her about anything I need I EXCLUSIVELY email her. I talk to everyone else in the office and if she fits her way into the conversation, I abruptly turn around and leave. During meetings I refuse to look at her, even if I have to have a discussion with her. I generally act like she is not there and if I have to respond to something she says, I act as if it is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, this usually occurs when others are around.
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