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Old 09-17-2009, 11:45 AM   #46
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fart spray FTMFW!!

spray one spray of that in his office, kick back and watch his reaction.

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Old 09-17-2009, 11:46 AM   #47
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Ok those are kinda cheesy,

I say GIVE HIM A NICKNAME, like sparky or cha-cha and only refer to him as that.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:47 AM   #48
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in a guys office i work with we were having a little fun with the anoy atron. since it had a few different noises we changed it weekly. we took the switch plate off and hid it in there for about a week then we moved it so it would be found. we also taped it under the countertop in the very back, but it wasnt seen easily. after a month or so the guy was going nuts. he thought he had it timed perfectly so he would hear it and get someone and wait for it to off again but it never did while someone was in there. everyone played it off like we couldnt hear a thing. it was extremely ammusing.


we also like to change keys around on the keyboard when people arent in. if he has an older mouse for his computer take out the trac ball.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:48 AM   #49
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You could get a dead fish (from fish market) and hide it somewhere in his office...
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:49 AM   #50
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101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers

found this for you, i started laughing read them.
these are amazing i know what im going to be doing all next week.....
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:49 AM   #51
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You could get a dead fish (from fish market) and hide it somewhere in his office...
ewwww..... :
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:51 AM   #52
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If you're dedicated, it is all worth it.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:52 AM   #53
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drop a deuce in his coffee cup......
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:55 AM   #54
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super glue random things like a quarter and pencils to his desk. watch to see how long it takes him to figure it out.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:56 AM   #55
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here's some general things to mess with people.

100 Ways to Annoy People
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:00 PM   #56
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If you have the ceiling where you can stick pencils into it. Sharpen all your pencils and his and stick em in the ceiling right above his desk.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:02 PM   #57
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punch him in back of the head when he's not looking
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:03 PM   #58
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Ok those are kinda cheesy,

I say GIVE HIM A NICKNAME, like sparky or cha-cha and only refer to him as that.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:15 PM   #59
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Create a JeepForum account with his e-mail address and in the setings of that account make it so that every time you look at a thread it automaticaly sends updates of the latest post in each thread. Then open every thread you can in GD and PRC and any others you want so it floods his in box.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:33 PM   #60
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There is this um, "lady of the night" (not really but that is what i "affectionately" refer to her as if you get my drift) that I work with. I can't stand her. Everytime I send out an email I make sure I capitalize everyone's name but hers. I try at all cost to make her feel as insignifigant as possible. I walk past her every morning and ignore her when she says good morning. I will not look at her. She is 2 offices over and rather than talk to her about anything I need I EXCLUSIVELY email her. I talk to everyone else in the office and if she fits her way into the conversation, I abruptly turn around and leave. During meetings I refuse to look at her, even if I have to have a discussion with her. I generally act like she is not there and if I have to respond to something she says, I act as if it is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, this usually occurs when others are around.

In short, emotionally rape him!
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