war at work - Page 3

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:17 AM

someone will not be sleeping very well for a while

I am a jerk

**theducksguts** · 09-17-2009, 11:18 AM

Nice, get him to sweat a little bit.

ChickenOnAWire · 09-17-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mattman8706

ok first update!

I wrote a the job listing with his exact job description on it and handed it to him to proof read. He just took it and said his wife was a proof reader or something so he would take it home and they would look at it tonight. I walked away trying not to laugh because him and his wife would both be freaking out tonight together. Then a few minutes later he comes walking into my office and he says real softly "Hey Matt do you know what this is all about?" and holds the letter up. I just say oh I don't know the boss just told me to type it up for him.

he is already freaking out

that is awesome...I work as a tech at a software company with a bunch of ppl that are just like that guy, I'm still think what it is that i ca do to really mess with them. And just FYI my dad got me and buddy with that annoy-a-tron my buddy and i spent all night lookin for that **** thing in my jeep

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ChickenOnAWire

that is awesome...I work as a tech at a software company with a bunch of ppl that are just like that guy, I'm still think what it is that i ca do to really mess with them. And just FYI my dad got me and buddy with that annoy-a-tron my buddy and i spent all night lookin for that **** thing in my jeep

I am glad they are hard to find. 3 will be coming in the next few days

2006_Sport · 09-17-2009, 11:25 AM

Man i can't wait for some more updates lol

This should get interesting.

ChickenOnAWire · 09-17-2009, 11:27 AM

Oh ya those annoy-a-trons work real well cause they beep at random times

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 2006sport

Man i can't wait for some more updates lol

This should get interesting.

More will be happening soon.

I NEED MORE IDEAS THOUGH!!!!!!!!!

theAuthority · 09-17-2009, 11:30 AM

Take a snapshot of his desktop and make it full screen, he'll think the computer is frozen.

get a 'fake program' that emulates a virus and deleting the hard drive. Aren't hard to find.

Alot of little nerdy things that activate only when you press a certain key on the keyboard.

set his mouse backwards. left click is right click.

these are all corny and stupid, guess i'm not hardcore enough

ChickenOnAWire · 09-17-2009, 11:32 AM

i like the snap shot of his desktop. I cant believe i haven't thought of that!

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ChickenOnAWire

i like the snap shot of his desktop. I cant believe i haven't thought of that!

I used to always do that to my sister.

I dont want to do stuff that can be traced to me messing with his stuff yet though

**alexsious** · 09-17-2009, 11:36 AM

screen capture the desktop and set it as his background, then hide all his icons. he will keep trying to click the image of the icons with no success!!!

theAuthority · 09-17-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by alexsious

screen capture the desktop and set it as his background, then hide all his icons. he will keep trying to click the image of the icons with no success!!!

that's what I meant, sorry I didn't word it nerdy enough

Park your jeep on top of his car ...

Do you have another vehicle? I'd show up in a lambo or something after he calls me unprofessional and rub it in

**theducksguts** · 09-17-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by theAuthority

Take a snapshot of his desktop and make it full screen, he'll think the computer is frozen.

get a 'fake program' that emulates a virus and deleting the hard drive. Aren't hard to find.

Alot of little nerdy things that activate only when you press a certain key on the keyboard.

set his mouse backwards. left click is right click.

these are all corny and stupid, guess i'm not hardcore enough

That is good, we had a freakout just the other week over the mouse issue.

ChickenOnAWire · 09-17-2009, 11:42 AM

i like this idea but it could easily could be traced to you

theAuthority · 09-17-2009, 11:42 AM

101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers

found this for you, i started laughing read them.

09-17-2009, 11:30 AM	#38
theAuthority Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynnwood, Wa Posts: 735 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Take a snapshot of his desktop and make it full screen, he'll think the computer is frozen. get a 'fake program' that emulates a virus and deleting the hard drive. Aren't hard to find. Alot of little nerdy things that activate only when you press a certain key on the keyboard. set his mouse backwards. left click is right click. these are all corny and stupid, guess i'm not hardcore enough

09-17-2009, 11:42 AM	#45
theAuthority Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynnwood, Wa Posts: 735 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers found this for you, i started laughing read them.