war at work - Page 2

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sparkchaser

I was going to post the wall outlet pic but I see I don't need to.

good someone already did it so it works

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 10:51 AM

Right now I am writing a wanted job listing with his exact job description and will ask him to proof read it and make copies

robtre · 09-17-2009, 10:54 AM

Get a small squirt gun, fill it with an awful $3 cologne from the drug store. Upon entering your work area, start by squirting him on the shoe, and without retreat aim for the crotch.

robtre · 09-17-2009, 10:55 AM

buy a remote control fart machine and stash it in his desk like tape it to the upper side of the drawer. When someone else is walking by blast em.

SeaWulf · 09-17-2009, 10:57 AM

you could always burn his desk down

2006_Sport · 09-17-2009, 10:58 AM

What my dad did to this guy for weeks at his office when he worked for NCIS was mess with the guys internet. My dad would unplug the internet cable on the guys computer just enough to the point where the internet wouldn't work but would still look like it was in the computer and functioning. The guy he got always called tech support to come fix it. Then while the guy stepped out of the office my dad would go back in and plug it in all the way. Tech support ALWAYS told him there was nothing wrong. It got to the point where this guy yelled at tech support because the internet kept getting messed up.

Or you can get a bunch of dirty (filled with crap) baby diapers and put em in his desk. My dad did that to the same guy when my lil brothers were babies.

**theducksguts** · 09-17-2009, 10:58 AM

My old hockey coach always said. " you can do anything you like on the last day of work... uh practice." I live by that motto and always am planning for it.

Don't get arrested or anything. Make sure to post pics.

**theducksguts** · 09-17-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 2006sport

What my dad did to this guy for weeks at his office when he worked for NCIS was mess with the guys internet. My dad would unplug the internet cable on the guys computer just enough to the point where the internet wouldn't work but would still look like it was in the computer and functioning. The guy he got always called tech support to come fix it. Then while the guy stepped out of the office my dad would go back in and plug it in all the way. Tech support ALWAYS told him there was nothing wrong. It got to the point where this guy yelled at tech support because the internet kept getting messed up.

That is really funny. There are so many dumb people walking around it makes my head hurt. Where I work if you yell at tech support, you won't be around long, no matter who you are.

Funny idea. I might use that someday.

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2006sport

What my dad did to this guy for weeks at his office when he worked for NCIS was mess with the guys internet. My dad would unplug the internet cable on the guys computer just enough to the point where the internet wouldn't work but would still look like it was in the computer and functioning. The guy he got always called tech support to come fix it. Then while the guy stepped out of the office my dad would go back in and plug it in all the way. Tech support ALWAYS told him there was nothing wrong. It got to the point where this guy yelled at tech support because the internet kept getting messed up.

Or you can get a bunch of dirty (filled with crap) baby diapers and put em in his desk. My dad did that to the same guy

I will be unplugging his internet tonight on the way out of work

(our tech support guy is his neighbor

)

2006_Sport · 09-17-2009, 11:05 AM

lemme know how that goes

I did it to my boss at work for like a week. He couldn't figure it out. Luckily me n my boss are buddies and he found out it pretty funny when i told him.

**sparkchaser** · 09-17-2009, 11:05 AM

Three words: Craigslist Casual Encounters

2006_Sport · 09-17-2009, 11:07 AM

^^we did that to a guy at my old job. He was a super homophobe and we put a listing in the gay listing and put his email as the contact address. Man that was a funny *** 3 weeks

**mattman8706** · 09-17-2009, 11:13 AM

ok first update!

I wrote a the job listing with his exact job description on it and handed it to him to proof read. He just took it and said his wife was a proof reader or something so he would take it home and they would look at it tonight. I walked away trying not to laugh because him and his wife would both be freaking out tonight together. Then a few minutes later he comes walking into my office and he says real softly "Hey Matt do you know what this is all about?" and holds the letter up. I just say oh I don't know the boss just told me to type it up for him.

he is already freaking out

**sparkchaser** · 09-17-2009, 11:15 AM

You're evil.

2006_Sport · 09-17-2009, 11:16 AM

Awesome dude.