[zillla]

Here's a few of my fav's.

Unscrew the cover on the earpiece of his phone, and place scotch tape inside over the holes. Replace cover.

Kipper snacks. Buy a tin and eat em. Then duct tape the open tin under his desk in a discreet location.

Get some of that stinky "O" ring lubricant and smear a bit along the bottom of his center desk drawer..

[buickgnx88]

If he has wheels on his chair, either pull one off so it keeps tipping, or pull them all off so he can't roll at all. (or even somewhere in between)

[Kenbo-Slice]

Originally Posted by turtlerace

Weld their keys to the table.

That, I may have to try..... hahaha!

The wheels off of a chair I have done. The newest welder we have thinks that everything is his, so I took a wheel off of a chair that he claimed so it would be tippy. He went to roll back one day and almost tipped and burned his arm with a welding rod. .....Classic.

[sethco]

We had a new guy start with us a couple years ago and we pullled crap on him every day. Here are a few!

There was some sort of desktop striper that you could download, and after 5 min of starting the computer this little dancing striper just walked out from the left side of the screan to the right and after about 30 sec she or he would walk off the screen.

Kept changing his desktop to the windows defalt

changed the M and N keys

changed his word correction so when he typed "and" it would changed to "ask" and "is" to "it"

changed his icon destinations to when he would try to open a work related file it would bring up solitaire

he was texas longhorn and we put a 4X6 Texas A&M flag on his ceiling

changed the phone tag on his phone (the paper thing on the phone that has which button to call out side line and which buttons for paging someone we have like 20 buttons) changed the paper so when he would try to dial out it would page the Boss!

turn down his speaker on his phone every morning

take about 10% of his pens every day, he wont notice for about a week

put a fart machine under his desk by the clients side and when someone would come in hit it once after about 30 sec and stop there each one will think its the other but wont say anything

keep taking his phone books

make all the icons on his desktop smaller or larger

have random buddies call him up and try to take out business and before the point of sell turn him down

everytime a solicitor calls tell them they need to speak with that guy and he will be back in the office in 10min and to call back and ask for him but dont give them your name or they will say that you told them to call

if you get those random faxes from insurance companies or vacation resorts take them and hide them in the files hes working on so he gets them at random

if his email login is automatic and dosent have to enter a password go into his settings and edit his signature and after his info hit enter about 30 times and type something random they never look past their info but the recipiant usually does.

change his internet homepage to a porn site so he thinks he has a virus

[corndogduff]

ok the supplies you need are a lawnmower sparkplug, duct tape, and a couple smoke bombs.

sneak out to hes car, unplug the wire from one of his plugs, plug in the lawnmower plug and duct tape the smoke bombs so the spark plug lights them.

When he starts the car it'll run like crap then about 15 seconds later smoke will be pouring from under his hood

[xJoshxx]

ThinkGeek :: Phantom Keystroker V2 all you will ever need.

[offrdjeepfreak8]

any updates?

[mattman8706]

yep! i put the anoy-a-trons in his office and he hasn't said anything yet its only been a couple days. He is still scared he is getting fired

[Boreal]

Ruthless

[2006_Sport]

^what he said.

Matt you are ruthless.

Take some video if you can. LOL

[Grape Ape]

Now all you need to do is get one of your jeeper friends to show up in a suit to interview for the position. When they come in make sure they are super professional, suit tie the whole nine yards. You act real busy so they will step up to him to ask for the big boss. Have them introduce themselves and politely state. I am here for the (insert job name) and need to speak with (boss or you). If you can get boss in on it then even better but if you can conduct the interview with a straight face then as the guy leaves shake his hand and tell him you will see him in a few days. The mark will be dumping a load in his pants.

Even better is if friend walks in and goes to him and says. I am joe I am here to interview for the (job). I spoke with (boss) and he told me to come in to speak with mattman today. Make sure they show up like 10 minutes to the hour so it looks like the new guy is punctual and all that good stuff.

Only do this if you can keep a straight face you laugh you lose. Unless it is in the interview and can be covered as if something humorous is said.

[taythegibs]

that would be THE funniest thing you could do to follow up on this

[mattman8706]

Originally Posted by Grape Ape

Now all you need to do is get one of your jeeper friends to show up in a suit to interview for the position. When they come in make sure they are super professional, suit tie the whole nine yards. You act real busy so they will step up to him to ask for the big boss. Have them introduce themselves and politely state. I am here for the (insert job name) and need to speak with (boss or you). If you can get boss in on it then even better but if you can conduct the interview with a straight face then as the guy leaves shake his hand and tell him you will see him in a few days. The mark will be dumping a load in his pants.

Even better is if friend walks in and goes to him and says. I am joe I am here to interview for the (job). I spoke with (boss) and he told me to come in to speak with mattman today. Make sure they show up like 10 minutes to the hour so it looks like the new guy is punctual and all that good stuff.

Only do this if you can keep a straight face you laugh you lose. Unless it is in the interview and can be covered as if something humorous is said.

Thats a good idea...

I have a few friends who I can probably get them to do it...

[jeffa187]

bump...

update?

[ThomasYJ]

yeah whatever happened with this??