war at work - Page 11

little_Jeep · 09-18-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Boreal21

XP and no worky

Home or Professional version?

theAuthority · 09-18-2009, 11:45 AM

he came back to his desk and tried working upside down,

then he screamed my name since i'm the youngest here by 10 years haha

they always blame the young guy

bradyman1 · 09-18-2009, 11:47 AM

Maybe you cold put a big *** spider in his drawer. I have done that with my kids fake bugs before and scared the crap out of several co workers. Another good one is to grease his stuff, like the underside of his vehicle's door handle so when he opens the door he gets grease on his hand. I worked with this one guy who loved to have the radio loud. He also loved to overly lube everything so everyone would get oily and greasy all the time. I turned his radio down, and then greased the back of the knob, when he turned it up he got greased. I also got him with a gas can left in the center of his work area so he had to pick it up and move it. When he found out that it was me he lhfao! He also quit lubing so heavily.

**Boreal** · 09-18-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by little_Jeep

Home or Professional version?

Pro w/ SP3

mrclean77 · 09-18-2009, 11:55 AM

didn't read the whole thread, but switch the "N" & "M" keys on his keyboard

just pop 'em out & pop 'em right back in

even folks who are accustomed to typing all day long will be foiled by this, sometimes

last one I did had both letters in their log in - came back from vacation to immediately thinking they'd been hacked - had to let her know what was up, but gave it a day anyway, rofl

little_Jeep · 09-18-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Boreal21

Pro w/ SP3

I gots Home Version

**ThomasYJ** · 09-18-2009, 12:35 PM

Ill be trying the Ctrl, Alt+ Dwn after the weekend... thatll screw with the guys pretty good lol!! I love this thread

CaptainSlow001 · 09-18-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ThomasYJ

Ill be trying the Ctrl, Alt+ Dwn after the weekend... thatll screw with the guys pretty good lol!! I love this thread

Now imagine flipping 2 rows af 20 computers at a high school library!! that was fun.

SeaWulf · 09-18-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainSlow001

Now imagine flipping 2 rows af 20 computers at a high school library!! that was fun.

you're not the only one to do so

CaptainSlow001 · 09-18-2009, 07:21 PM

What was even better is the 3rd computer teacher to show up finnaly fixed it!

**KraZeDav** · 09-19-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by madmikey

Hey Matt

Ctrl,Alt & arrow down this will flip his screen and to reverse it you just have to do Ctrl,Alt & arrow up

Mike

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Originally Posted by mattman8706

that doesn't work on my computer

I just started a new thread with this topic so the task of jackin' with your co-worker can continue.

**Kenbo-Slice** · 09-19-2009, 06:32 PM

This thread makes me wish I worked in an office for a week, just so I could try some of these ideas haha.

Instead I have tricks to get co-workers in a machine shop. A favorite of mine is sneaking up behind someone and very lightly holding the end of the filler rod when they are TIG welding. They think they are dipping into the weld puddle, and really they aren't. I also like changing the amperage on the welders, and turning off the tank when they are welding, so that there is no shielding gas, and their weld looks like a bag of *** holes.

**turtlerace** · 09-19-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenbo-Slice

This thread makes me wish I worked in an office for a week, just so I could try some of these ideas haha.

Instead I have tricks to get co-workers in a machine shop. A favorite of mine is sneaking up behind someone and very lightly holding the end of the filler rod when they are TIG welding. They think they are dipping into the weld puddle, and really they aren't. I also like changing the amperage on the welders, and turning off the tank when they are welding, so that there is no shielding gas, and their weld looks like a bag of *** holes.

Weld their keys to the table.

**turtlerace** · 09-19-2009, 06:49 PM

My personal favorite....

Buy donuts for the office. Wait until he takes a few bites of one, then run in his office and ask if he is allergic to nuts!
He replies "No, but these don't have nuts on them."
You reply with a wink "They did on the way to work."

sameolsong · 09-19-2009, 07:29 PM

poke a hole under the mouth hole of his pop can or bottle.Every time he takes a drink it he spills some on him self.Dont use grease use ani sieze.just a really light thin coat.alittle of that stuff goes a long way.Or put really big zippie ties on the drive shaft of his car.

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theAuthority Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynnwood, Wa Posts: 735 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	he came back to his desk and tried working upside down, then he screamed my name since i'm the youngest here by 10 years haha they always blame the young guy

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mrclean77 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cullman, AL Posts: 7 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	didn't read the whole thread, but switch the "N" & "M" keys on his keyboard just pop 'em out & pop 'em right back in even folks who are accustomed to typing all day long will be foiled by this, sometimes last one I did had both letters in their log in - came back from vacation to immediately thinking they'd been hacked - had to let her know what was up, but gave it a day anyway, rofl