war at work

[mattman8706]

So this guy at work annoys me a TON. He always just walks in my office in the middle of me talking and interrupts everything just to tell me something he needs. He is one of those guys who thinks he is more important and can do everything better than everyone. The second day he worked here he told me I was unprofessional for driving a jeep without doors to work. He just walked into my office and said "so when did you decide to let yourself go, are you never going to shave again" I just said actually I was thinking about never shaving again and he got all awkward and didn't know what to say. well bla bla bla.. everyone knows the kind of person I am talking about.


I need ways to fight back. Keep in mind this is a small business we only have 4 people in the office. For the past little while I have been deleting his admin name from the website everyone week or 2 and he freaks out. He calls the host and tries to figure out why he keeps getting deleted and nobody can figure it out. I sit and laugh in my office listening to him on the phone.


I need more ways to annoy and mess with him. My buddy gave me some ideas of always asking him to make copies for me and whenever he comes into my office ask him if he needs something to do. Help with ideas

[DarinM]

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[cwagoner]

well, I am a firefighter and company officer in my station, I recently bought a small fire axe that I keep on my desk, when asked what it was for, I told them it was my whippen stick and and was going to use it on them.....I am a big person and that works for me....not sure what enviornment you are in and what will fly....lol

Be nice, overly nice, don't let hime see that he is getting to you, the thing about asking him to make copies and asking him to do menial task for you is very good....give him a feeling that he is your subordinate, not the other way around.

[mattman8706]

I would rather not spend money but I might if I find something good

I need to find one of those things that beeps at random times.

[FLATFENDER54]

Burn his EFFIN house down

[mattman8706]

Originally Posted by cwagoner

well, I am a firefighter and company officer in my station, I recently bought a small fire axe that I keep on my desk, when asked what it was for, I told them it was my whippen stick and and was going to use it on them.....I am a big person and that works for me....not sure what enviornment you are in and what will fly....lol

Be nice, overly nice, don't let hime see that he is getting to you, the thing about asking him to make copies and asking him to do menial task for you is very good....give him a feeling that he is your subordinate, not the other way around.

I don't know about an axe on my desk.
I think my ice axe is in my jeep though


I am already overly nice with him and whenever I do it he gets super creeped out. I can make him feel awkward very easily

[Fett]

Walk into his office, fart and walk out.

Bring in some really smelly Indian or Asian food for lunch.

Call the cable company, who always puts you on hold for an hour, put their "on hold" recording on speaker and turn it up all the way. Then go to lunch.

Every time you pass him or walk past his office, giggle and say "nice!". He'll get a complex in a hurry.

[cwagoner]

Originally Posted by mattman8706

I don't know about an axe on my desk.
I think my ice axe is in my jeep though


I am already overly nice with him and whenever I do it he gets super creeped out. I can make him feel awkward very easily

That would work!! lol

[bradthebard]

Subtle,homo-erotic insinuations. Put your hand on his shoulder when you talk to him. If he says something act highly offended. Don't go over the top, just enough to make him wonder. Always do it in a way that indicates you are the alpha though.

[theAuthority]

Here you go bud, works everytime.

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[theAuthority]

Originally Posted by bradthebard

Subtle,homo-erotic insinuations. Put your hand on his shoulder when you talk to him. If he says something act highly offended. Don't go over the top, just enough to make him wonder. Always do it in a way that indicates you are the alpha though.

And he counters with a sexual harrassment suit for touching him on the shoulders and making him feel uncomfortable?

I'd go with annoying him indirectly. Will drive him crazy much faster.

[sparkchaser]

Originally Posted by mattman8706

I need to find one of those things that beeps at random times.

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[mattman8706]

I just bought 3 of the annoy a trons. I will be taking off 3 of his wall outlet covers and hiding them behind the wall.

I need more ideas

[RickHonzaRubicn]

honestly come off gay, most people who annoy you and **** are total homophobic. i pour concrete for a living for my dads company. so of course i catch hell from his mexicans thinking im just there to stand around. but i work harder than them. but anyways they give me so much hell and annoy me so bad. so all i do is show them there not getting to me. if they begin bother me i just act gay towards them. sounds really crazy and you may think im gay but i purposely act gay towards them. i swear to you, you make this guy feel awkward and he think your gay he wont have anything to do with you.

[sparkchaser]

Originally Posted by mattman8706

I just bought 3 of the annoy a trons. I will be taking off 3 of his wall outlet covers and hiding them behind the wall.

I need more ideas

I was going to post the wall outlet pic but I see I don't need to.