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05-11-2009, 06:42 PM
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Station Wagoneer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Twilight has ruined my life...
**** those books!
That's all she does now. She sits at home and reads, wont talk to me during the day or respond to texts, I come home from work and there she is sitting on the couch, doesn't even acknowledge me when I walk in.
Then after me badgering her to put the damn book down all I hear is "edward this, bella that"
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MADE UP VAMPIRE STORIES!
Thank god she's almost done with the 4th book...but she said she's only done for a little, then she's rereading them because "i missed some details"
god help me.
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05-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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Web Wheeler
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Lawrence, KS
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yep it has ruined almost every mans life
I hear ya. It sucks
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05-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
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You should show up dressed like a vamp, then put it in her butt 
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05-11-2009, 06:45 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2006
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hahaha...
I'll admit it, my girlfriend made me watch the movie with her. She hasn't been reading the books though.
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05-11-2009, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Star IV
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i thought it was a book/movie for tween girls??
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05-11-2009, 06:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: NJ, NJ
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what's twilight???
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Originally Posted by Hussler
Since when does owning a jeep have anything to do with common sense???
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05-11-2009, 06:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: 16 square miles surrounded by reality, Colorado
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Yup, I pretty much did not talk to my wife for a week and a half. Thank god she is a fast reader.
And then when she was done, she started over. But at least I could talk to her during the second reading.
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05-11-2009, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Cincinnatus, NY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlTheKiller
i thought it was a book/movie for tween girls??
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Who said she wasn't 
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05-11-2009, 06:55 PM
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I ate what?
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Really, nobody, you guys are slacking 
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05-11-2009, 06:56 PM
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Super Duper Guy
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Ooooh oooooh, your girl is enthralled with books?
Is she bugging you?
Is she asking you what you are thinking about?
Is she asking you to go on a house tour?
Is she wanting you to go to a wine tasting?
Yeah, I WISH my girl would start reading those books and would just let me kill zombies tonight. Oh I wish.
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05-11-2009, 06:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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They aint bad books.........they make for good reading on the crapper
I'm just sayin
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05-11-2009, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Kaintuck
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Oh and the one dude in the book drives a jeep.......and the book says its a big jeep
I **** you not
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I'm so poor, I bought a hooker then beat her up and took my fake money back.
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05-11-2009, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Saint Louis, MO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PM Thor
Ooooh oooooh, your girl is enthralled with books?
Is she bugging you?
Is she asking you what you are thinking about?
Is she asking you to go on a house tour?
Is she wanting you to go to a wine tasting?
Yeah, I WISH my girl would start reading those books and would just let me kill zombies tonight. Oh I wish.
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x2 as long as it doesn't interfere with the bedroom it's cool. Besides it gives you a good excuse to be on here or outside wrenchin.
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05-11-2009, 07:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In the pines
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My wife is constantly reading these books. So are her friends and family. We were at a party last weekend and this one ugly chick said that I looked like Edward. After she made that statement, I thought for the first time in my life that I was going to have to smack a *****.
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05-11-2009, 07:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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HAHAHAHAHAHA and I thought I was the only one who completely hates these books!
I actually stole the girls because she left it out and you should have seen her freak when she noticed it was missing. I think it was worth the beating she attempted to give me after she found out I took it.
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Twilight has ruined my life...
