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post #1 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:42 PM Thread Starter
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Twilight has ruined my life...

**** those books!

That's all she does now. She sits at home and reads, wont talk to me during the day or respond to texts, I come home from work and there she is sitting on the couch, doesn't even acknowledge me when I walk in.

Then after me badgering her to put the damn book down all I hear is "edward this, bella that"

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MADE UP VAMPIRE STORIES!

Thank god she's almost done with the 4th book...but she said she's only done for a little, then she's rereading them because "i missed some details"

god help me.

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post #2 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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yep it has ruined almost every mans life

I hear ya. It sucks
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post #3 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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You should show up dressed like a vamp, then put it in her butt

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hahaha...

I'll admit it, my girlfriend made me watch the movie with her. She hasn't been reading the books though.

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post #5 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:47 PM
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i thought it was a book/movie for tween girls??

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what's twilight???

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post #7 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:53 PM
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Yup, I pretty much did not talk to my wife for a week and a half. Thank god she is a fast reader.

And then when she was done, she started over. But at least I could talk to her during the second reading.

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post #8 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:54 PM
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i thought it was a book/movie for tween girls??
Who said she wasn't

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post #9 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 06:55 PM
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Ooooh oooooh, your girl is enthralled with books?

Is she bugging you?

Is she asking you what you are thinking about?

Is she asking you to go on a house tour?

Is she wanting you to go to a wine tasting?


Yeah, I WISH my girl would start reading those books and would just let me kill zombies tonight. Oh I wish.

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They aint bad books.........they make for good reading on the crapper
















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Oh and the one dude in the book drives a jeep.......and the book says its a big jeep


I **** you not

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Ooooh oooooh, your girl is enthralled with books?

Is she bugging you?

Is she asking you what you are thinking about?

Is she asking you to go on a house tour?

Is she wanting you to go to a wine tasting?


Yeah, I WISH my girl would start reading those books and would just let me kill zombies tonight. Oh I wish.
x2 as long as it doesn't interfere with the bedroom it's cool. Besides it gives you a good excuse to be on here or outside wrenchin.
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My wife is constantly reading these books. So are her friends and family. We were at a party last weekend and this one ugly chick said that I looked like Edward. After she made that statement, I thought for the first time in my life that I was going to have to smack a *****.

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post #15 of 68 Old 05-11-2009, 07:04 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA and I thought I was the only one who completely hates these books!

I actually stole the girls because she left it out and you should have seen her freak when she noticed it was missing. I think it was worth the beating she attempted to give me after she found out I took it.
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