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post #16 of 49 Old 12-14-2009, 08:07 PM
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wow thats great

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post #17 of 49 Old 12-15-2009, 07:58 AM
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On the radio this morning was a parody song.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Tiger Woods

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post #19 of 49 Old 12-15-2009, 08:57 AM
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What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?



They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b****** would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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Its a joke and a game. Use your up and down arrow to play.

http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf



This is the best game (in these terms) of the year. Way better than super obama world!!!!
only got a 136. I guess I shouldn't cheat, I wont get too far.
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post #22 of 49 Old 12-15-2009, 11:07 AM
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What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?



They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.


very funny...

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I just scored a 224 -- how do you post the screen image?

Hey, what do you expect?......I'm a plumber!
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post #25 of 49 Old 12-15-2009, 12:09 PM
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Did you hear Tiger changed his name? He changed it to Cheetah.
Yea they added to it....Lion Cheetah

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post #26 of 49 Old 12-16-2009, 11:26 AM
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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.



The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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You know why Tiger woods kept finding other women?

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Because his wife wouldn't let him play the back nine.
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Tiger Woods had to stop designing golf courses because he couldn't commit to 18 holes...

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Do you know the only way to tell Elin and her twin sister apart?


Elin's the one holding the bent five iron.

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